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[Intro] Em F C F [Verse]
EmWoke up, had a Fboner Dragged a Ccomb across my Fboner EmI said it’s high Ftime for Cus to experience high Ftide EmNo thanks I don’t drink and oh Fgod are you drunk What you’ve Cdone this vibrato isn’t Fhelping things much EmNo one should trust my Fstatement of faith Cause I Cdidn’t make eye contact and FI kept touching my face
[Chorus] C F C F
CBe honest, Fbut not that honest CBe honest, Fbut not that honest
[Verse]
I Emthink I know where the Fbathrooms are here I’ve been Cgoing to this restaurant for, what, F17 years? For a Emminute there F CI thought you were Ftwice as tall as me EmYou’re no Spencer and FI’m no Dan But Cwe’ll sound like Wolf Parade Fmuch as we can EmFor a minute there F CI thought you were Ftwice as tall as me
[Chorus]
CBe honest, Fbut not that honest CBe honest, Fbut not that honest
[Verse]
You said Em“why don’t you just grab the Fbrush from da Vinci And tell him Chow he could be Fdoing it better” I Emsaid F C“You’re supposed to call him FLeonardo”
Em F C F C F C F (x4) [Outro] (palm-muted)
I Fwish I was a kid with an Cadult boyfriend I Fwish I was a kid with an Cadult boyfriend I Fwish I was a kid with an Cadult boyfriend I Fwish I was a kid with an Cadult boyfriend
(growing in intensity)
I Emwish I was a Fkid with an aCdult boyFfriend I Emwish I was a Fkid with an aCdult boyFfriend
(full chords)
I Emwish I was a Fkid with an aCdult boyFfriend I Emwish I was a Fkid with an aCdult boyFfriend
(single strokes)
CI wish I was Fdead CI wish I was Fdead
(full chords again)
CI wish I was Fdead CI wish I was Fdead CI wish I was Fdead CI wish I was Fdead CI wish, I wish, FI wish, I wish... (x4