Bruce Springsteen - If i was the priest

Well there's a ^Flight -^Fon yonder -^Gmounta^Gin and it's ^Dmcallin' ^Gme to sh^Fine ^C/F There's a g^Firl over ^Fby the water ^Gfountai^Gn and she's ^Dmasking ^Gto be m^Fine ^C/F And aint that ^FJesus's hes ^Fstanding in the ^Gdoorwa^Gy with a buckskin ^Dmjacket, boots and ^Gspurs so really f^Fine ^F/C He says we n^Feed you u^Fp in Dodge C^Gity son ^Gbecause there's Dm G F (hold) oh so many bad boys tryin' to work the same line

Well now if ^FJesus was the s^Gheriff and I^Dm was the^G priest if my ^Dmlady was an ^Gheiress and my ma^Fma was a th^F/Cief oh and ^Fpapa rode shotgun ^Gfor the Fargo ^Fline ^Dm Dm G F (hold) still too many bad boys tryin' to work the same line

Now o^Fld sweet Virgin ^FMary she runs the ^GHoly Grail Sal^Goon Dm G F Where for a n^F/Cickel theyll give you whiskey and a personally blessed balloon And the ^Fholy ghost hes the ^Fhost with the most he ^Gruns the berlesque show^G Where they let ^Dmin for free but ooh ^Ghit you for your ^Fsoul when you g^F/Co And ^FMary serves mass on ^FSunday and then she ^Gsells her body on ^GMonday To the ^Dmbootlegger who will ^Gpay the highest ^Fprice ^F/C Well ^Fhe dont know he got ^Fstuck with the ^Glosin Mary s^Gtone Dm G F (hold) Junkie whats more shes a boozer Shes only been made once or twice by some kind of magic

Well things ^Faint been sane in ^Fheaven ever since big bad ^GBobby came to t^Gown Hes been ^Dmknown to down e^Gleven and then ^Fask for another ro^F/Cund And ^Fme I got ^Fscabs on my knees from ^Gkneelin way to l^Gong You ^Dmgot to take a stand, be a ^Gman ^Fup where you b^F/Celong And for^Fget about the ^Fold friends ^Gin the old t^Gimes Dm G F (hold) But theres just too many new boys trying to work the same line.

Well now if ^FJesus was the s^Gheriff and I^Dm was the^G priest if my ^Dmlady was an ^Gheiress and my ma^Fma was a th^F/Cief oh and ^Fpapa rode shotgun ^Gfor the Fargo ^Fline ^Dm Dm G F (hold) still too many bad boys tryin' to work the same line

Well there's a ^Flight -^Fon yonder -^Gmounta^Gin and it's ^Dmcallin' ^Gme to sh^Fine ^C/F There's a g^Firl over ^Fby the water ^Gfountai^Gn and she's ^Dmasking ^Gto be m^Fine ^C/F And ^FJesus's hes ^Fstanding in the ^Gdoorwa^Gy with 6 guns d^Dmrawn ^Gready to f^Fan ^F/C He says we n^Feed you u^Fp in Dodge C^Gity son ^G Dm G F (hold) Im already overdue in Cheyane