Brad Paisley - Penguin james penguin

Well the r^Aeindeer pull the sleigh, and the ^Eelves make the^C#m toys Those are the ^F#mstories that are ^Bwell known to all ^Emaj7little girls and boys But I've g^Aot another story that I ^Ebet you haven't^C#m heard ^F#Did you know that Santa has a s^Becret agent bird?

He's ^EPenguin, James P^Aenguin; that ^Bdapper little ^Eguy Like a w^Aell-dressed duck in a t^Ehree-piece ^C#mtux, he's ^F#mSanta's s^Becret ^Espy

^BHave you ever ^Ewondered how ^BSanta keeps t^Eabs? ^BHow he knows when ^Eyou've been good, how he ^F#knows when you've been ^Bbad?

From an ^Bundisclosed lo^Ecation, he's ^Bwatching me and ^Eyou He's got ^Bsatellite uplinks ^Ein his cufflinks, yeah ^F#he sees everyt^Bhing you do

^ANot so very ^G#mlong ago Santa ^F#mdidn't n^Beed much ^Ehelp But with ^Amore and more kids ^G#mevery year, he s^F#oon got overw^Bhelmed He ^Atold the elves one^G#m Christmas “we ^F#mcan't do this ^Bany^Emore” Then a ^F#knight in shining polyester w^Baddled through his door

And it was ^EPenguin, James P^Aenguin; he was ^Bthere to save the ^Eday He had ^Awireless and ^C#mGPS outf^F#itted on the s^Bleigh And ^ESanta said “P^Aenguin, won't you ^Bbe my ears and ^Eeyes?” ^A“How'd you like to ^Ehelp me ^C#mrun my ^F#mSCF

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He's ^FPenguin, James ^BbPenguin and n^Cow I guess you've h^Feard How S^Bbanta got his l^Fittle Christmas S^Gecret Agent Bi^Frd