Bobby Darin - Me and mr hohner

S^Etandin' on the corner No^Et doin' nothin' to no one

Whe^En a squad car stops An^Ed out jump cops You^E7 one of them, if I ever saw one

Won^Ader what I said As ^Amy face turned red Up ^A7against the wall, says the tall one

That^E's a cute mustache Have^E ya got any hash? I'd ^E7like to make a buy, says the small one

Now ^Ada whole thing's silly But I^A'm starin' at the billy Quiet^A7ly askin' myself now will he

Use^E that thing To ^Emake my eardrums ring It'^E7s all a bad dream And ^E7I'm in South Philly Now ^Etell 'em, Mr. Hohner

Me a^End Mr. Hohner In Y^Euma, Arizona Tryin^E' to hitch a ride to Denver

Well,^E out of a toll Comes ^Ethe highway patrol To ch^E7eck up on my gender

Is it^A her or him Or ma^Aybe Tiny Tim? Now up ^A7against the fence, says the dense one

You h^Eave picked a bad spot To sm^Eoke your pot Whatc^E7ha gonna do two against one?

Now d^Aa whole thing's silly But I^A'm starin' at the billy Quiet^A7ly askin' myself now will he

Use t^Ehat thing To mak^Ee my eardrums ring It's ^E7all a bad dream And ^E7I'm in South Philly Now ^Etell 'em, Mr. Hohner

Me a^End Mr. Hohner Rel^Eaxin' out at Kona Hawa^Eiian sun can be groovy

When^E a pair of MPs Yell^E out, freeze! And ^E7I think I gotta part in a movie

Hey! ^AI'm talkin' to you Tell ^Ame what did I do? You'r^A7e a draft card burner, says the thin one

We can^E tell by your looks That yo^Eu read too many books of wars And th^E7at's because ya ain't been in one

Now th^Ae whole thing's silly But I^A'm starin' at the billy Quiet^A7ly askin' myself now will he

Use t^Ehat thing To ma^Eke my eardrums ring It's^E7 all a bad dream And ^E7I'm in South Philly Now ^Etell 'em, Mr. Hohner