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F Freda and Barry sat one night. Dm The sky was clear. The stars were bright. Gm7 C7 Am D The wind was soft. The moon was up. Slower Gm7 C C7 Freda drained her cocoa cup. F She licked her lips. She felt sublime. Dm She switched off 'Gardeners' Question Time'. Gm7 C7 Am D Barry cringed in fear and dread Slower Gm7 C C7 As Freda grabbed his tie, and said: F Let's do it! Let's do it, C7 Do it while the mood is right! C7 I'm feeling Appealing. F F7 I've really got an appetite. Bb I'm on fire With desire. F D7 I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir. G7 C7 F C7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! ? F I can't do it! I can't do it. C7 I don't believe in too much sex. C7 ??????This fashion, For passion F F7 Turns us into nervous wrecks. Bb No derision! My decision F D7 I'd rather watch 'The Spinners' on the television. G7 C7 F C7 I can't do it; I can't do it tonight. F Let's do it! Let's do it, C7 Do it till our hearts go boom! C7 Go native, Creative F F7 Living in the living room. Bb This folly is jolly. F D7 Bend me over backwards on me Hostess trolley. G7 C7 F C7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! F I can't do it! I can't do it. C7 Me 'eavy breathing days have gone. C7 I'm older, Feel colder. F F7 It's other things that turn me on. Bb I'm imploring: I'm boring. F D7 Let me read this Catalogue on Vinyl Flooring. G7 C7 F C7 I can't do it. I can't do it tonight. F Let's do it! Let's do it, C7 Have a crazy night of love! ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????C7 ???I'll strip bare. I'll just wear ??F F7 Stilettos and an oven glove. Bb Don't starve a girl of a palaver. F D7 Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava. G7 C7 F C7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! F I can't do it! I can't do it. C7 I know I'd only get it wrong. C7 Don't angle for me to dangle. F F7 Me arms 'ave never been that strong. Bb Stop pouting; Stop shouting. F D7 You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting. G7 C7 F C7 I can't do it; I can't do it tonight. F Let's do it! Let's do it, C7 Share a night of wild romance, C7 Frenetic, Poetic! F7 This could be your last big chance Bb To quote Milton, To eat Stilton, F D7 To roll in gay abandon on the tufted Wilton. G7 C7 F C7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! F I can't do it! I can't do it. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????C7 I've got other little jobs on hand. C7 Don't grouse around the house. F F7 I've got a busy evening planned. Bb Stop nagging; I'm flagging. F D7 You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging. G7 C7 F C7 I can't do it; I can't do it tonight. F Let's do it! Let's do it, C7 While I'm really in the mood! C7 Three cheers! It's years F F7 Since I caught you even semi-nude. Bb Be drastic; Gymnastic. F D7 Wear your baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic. G7 C7 F C7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! F I can't do it. I can't do it. C7 I must refuse to get undressed. C7 I feel silly, It's too chilly F F7 To go without me thermal vest. Bb Don't choose me; Don't use me. F D7 Me mother sent a note to say you must excuse me. G7 C7 F C7 I can't do it; I can't do it tonight. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? F Let's do it! Let's do it! C7 I feel I absolutely must. C7 I won't exempt you, Want to tempt you, F F7 Want to drive you mad with lust. Bb No cautions, Just contortions! F D7 Smear an avocado on me lower portions. G7 C7 F C7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! F I can't do it. I can't do it. C7 It's really not my cup of tea. C7 I'm harassed, Embarrassed. F F7 I wish you hadn't picked on me. Bb No dramas! Give me me pyjamas. F D7 The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers. G7 C7 F C7 I can't do it; I can't do it tonight. F Let's do it! Let's do it! C7 I really want to run amok. C7 Let's wiggle. Let's jiggle. F F7 Let's really make the rafters rock. Bb Be mighty. Be flighty. F D7 Come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie. G7 C7 F C7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? F Let's do it! Let's do it! C7 I really want to rant and rave. C7 Let's go, 'Cause I know F F7 Just how I want you to behave: Bb Not bleakly, Not meekly. F F7 Beat me on the bottom with my 'Woman's Weekly'. G7 C7 F D7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! ?G7 C7 F D7 Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! (slowly, one chord strum to finish) G7 C7 F F C7 F Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! ??? ?????? ??? ??? ?????? ?????? ? ?????? ? ?