My sh^Dow is a little bit silly an^Gd a little bit ^Dpretentious ^G Like Sh^Dakespeare's willy or N^Goam Chomsky^Bmin wearing a strap on, ^A It's ^Dalso a little bit gay an^Gd a little off^Densive, ^G Like Th^Danksgiving Day or Noa^Gm Chomsky ^Bminwearing a strap on, ^A So put your cell ph^Dones to vibrate, ^G And put your vibrato^Bminrs to cell phone ^Amode, ^DWelcome to the show it goes a little^G bit like this, ^Bmin JOKE... (la^Augh)... exactly. ^DWelcome to my flow it flows a litt^Gle bit like this, ^Bmin With a rap ^Aa dist and a, ^DSwift rap on the wrist a^G wrap and a kiss, ^BminLike Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit. ^A ^DI got a show that'll test ya ^Gkids, Then ask ^Bminone question and the question is, ^A What's funn^Dy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Ay? Oh, Hum^Dor is often linked to s^Ghared experien^Bmince, ^A Like a guy^D gets up and says, "have you n^Goticed that public restrooms have really inefficien^Bmint hand dryers, ^A Oh my god, ^Dyes I have, HA ^GHA HA, ^Bmin Really good point, ^Athey should fix that, ^D Its g^Good to know that somebody fin^Bminally gets me, ^A because my wife div^Dorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me, ^G to l^Bminose all sense of self. ^A So its ni^Dce to think about hand dryers^G and not that cheating who^Bminre, ^A Because stand^D up comedy is actually pretty e^Gasy, ^Bmin ^A If you're an asian^D comic just get up and sa^Gy, "My mothers got the weirdes^Bmint fucking accent" ^A then just do, a^D chinese accent, bec^Gause everybody laughs at the chinese acce^Bminnt, ^A Because they privatel^Dy thought that your people were laughable^G, And now you've given them^Bmin the chance to express that in public^A, If you're a musi^Dcal comic, just give 'em a lit^Gtle weird voice inflect^Bminion ^A D G Bmin [stop] Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection What's funn^Dy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Ay? [stop] TOURETTE'S! What's funn^Dy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Ay? And the audience says When I was a baby, ma^Dybe I laughed at peop^Gle jiggling keys, ^Bmin ^A Now I'm older^D and bolder, And just get mad 'ca^Guse i notice that the keys are to a Hummer^Bmin, ^A Fuck my life I^D don't fuck my wife, ^G so fuck my wife an^Bmind fuck my life, ^A and my son is gay, but^D not sitcom gay, ^G My daughter's a whore lik^Bmine another girl who used to be her mother^A, But the marr^Diage made her miss merry americana, ^G ^BminI want a teen without screamin^Ag prima-donna, But the radi^Dcal feminists made my wif^Ge a man, ^Bmin ^A And if I die^D happy the situation ^Gwill be autoerotic asphyx^Bminiation, ^A ^DI hate my life ^Gand it hates me back, ^Bmin ^A and my friend is black, ^D but I ^Gdon't know what to call him, so ^BminI just call him^A... ^D"Yo wha^Gtup Jamaal?&quo^Bmint;, [stop] A Even though his name is Steve, I ^DHate my job I hate my life, hate my kids^G I hate my wife, ^BminJews would know I do it; Judas beat ^Ame to it, ^DI'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic^G coma, ^Bmin ^A A [just strum angrily a bunch of times] And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....

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What's funn^Dy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Ay? [stop] *pop* It's a boy! What's funn^Dy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? ^G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn^Ay? Hopefully this ^D ^A ^D

Bo Burnham - Whats funny