Bo Burnham - My whole family

^GEverytime i ^Dgo to dinner ^Git seems like im getting a ^Dlittle bit thinner ^GI'll sit down at the ^Dbreakfast table ^Gi can talk, but ^Dtheyre not able ^GWhen i look at ^Dthem i find ^Gthere's a single question ^Don their mind. ^Gi wish it could go back to the ^Dway it was ^Gits not easy no ^Dbecause... ^Em My whole ^Cfamily thinks i^Gm gay i guess its ^Dalways been that ^Gway. Maybe its ^Ccause of the way i ^Gwalk, D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G that makes them think that i like...boys

^GThe goddamn ^Dquestion just wont go away ^Gcause i get asked every sin^Dgle day ^Gbut the way they ask ^Dit is no disguise, ^Glike "How was your^D day? Do you like to kiss guys?" ^GThis is the worst, baby this wa^Ds my fear ^GNow their opinions are crysta^Dl clear. ^Em

My whole ^Cfamily now is s^Ghocked, I'm in the c^Dloset and the doo^Gr is locked. Now my glo^Cry days are go^Gne, D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G I was John Elway now im Elton John.

My whole ^Cfamily now susp^Gects, That watchin^Dg spongebob had s^Gide-effects. But im not^C gay and thats^G what i said, D (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke) If i'm gay then god strike me dead.

Just caus^Ce i go to an al^Gl-guys school, Doesnt mean ^DJustin Timberlake^G makes me drool. When I go ^Coutside, what ^Gdo i see? D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"

I think t^Chat God might t^Ghink im gay, What does ^Dhe know any^Gway. My grandma gave me a ^Cpresent just last ^Gyear, D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"

My whole ^Cfamily thinks i^Gm "fab" D (strum once) G There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab! Why doesn't he get wome^Cn, theres no other wa^Gy, D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.

^GJust cause I'm ^Dafraid of the snow, G D (strum once) Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. ^GI dont mean to yell but ^Di fear i must, ^GCause I'm losing the people that i ^Dthought i could trust^Em.

You all ^Emprobably think I'm g^Cay, ^DMan this song is c^Gounterproductive... ^Dla la la la ^Gla... Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G I'm not gay I swear

Cause my ^Cwhole family th^Ginks I'm gay, What am i ^Dsuppose to ^Gsay? Baby you gotta see righ^Ct through the haze, ^{G G}Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. ^D

My whole ^Cfamily thinks i^G'm queer, That is al^Dl i ever he^Gar, But ive been as ^Cstraight as a r^Gamp, D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G If you dont count Bible camp. Don't count camp...