Bo Burnham - Kill yourself

^FHave you ever felt sad or lonely? ^DmHave you ever felt two feet tall? ^BbHave you ever thought, "Man, if only ^CI was anybody else at all." ^FThey like to kick you ^Dmwhen times get rough ^BbAnd you give your all ^CBut it's not enough

^BbAnd sticks and stones might ^Cbreak your bones But ^Fwords can^Gm break your^C heart And ^Bbif you don't know ^Cwhere to go I'll ^Fshow you ^Gmwhere to ^Cstart

^FKill yourself, ^Dmit'll only take a minute ^CYou'll be happy that you did it Just go ^Bbover to your oven

^FKill yourself, r^Dmeally, you should do it There's^C really nothing to it Just ^Bbgrab a mug

^FI sound un-empathetic ^DmI sound mean and rude ^BbSuicide is an epidemic ^CAnd I don't want to be mis^Fconstrued Signs of depression ^Dmgo overlooked So if ^Bbyou're depressed Then y^Cou need to book A ^Bbtherapy session Tal^Ck about your depression ^FLet a ^Gmprofessional ^Chear it But i^Bbf you search for ^Cmoral wisdom in^F Katy P^Gmerry's ^Clyrics, then

^FKill yourself, ^Dmit won't be painful ^CIf you are able To ^Bbgive a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll ^FKill yourself, ^Dmit's over, mull it ^CThere's a trigger, pull it ^BbGet it through your head, "it" being a bullet

^FStick your tongue in a plug ^DmSuck a pipe of exhaust ^BbMake some toast in the tub ^CNail yourself to a cross ^FHold your breath till it's gone ^DmDrink a gallon of mace ^BbBe gay in Iran ^CLet Oprah sit on your face

^FJump off of a bridge ^DmSkinny dip in a flood ^BbSky dive attached to a fridge ^CDrink a Haitian guy's blood ^FBreak into the zoo ^DmGive a tiger a shove ^BbEat a Phillips head screw ^CMarry Courtney Love