Bo Burnham - Ironic Chords

^CMy dog's stomach was^F very upset, ^CSo I put him in the car ^Fand we went to the vet. ^CAnd on our way to the^F vet, I killed a cat^C. ^F ^C I said isn't that ironic^C? ^F ^C

^CI adopted a child from ^Fover seas, ^Cto rescue him from child labor ^Ffactories, And^C on his very first ^Fbirthday we went to Build-A-Bear Worksho^Cp.^F ^C i^Csn't that ^Fironic ^C I said isn't that ^CI-R-O-N-I^F-C-I-N-^CO-R-I-R-^FO-N-I-C?

^CA water-park is ^Fburnt to the ground, ^CAnd a toe-truck has ^Fbroken down. ^CI always use to ^Fcry when I laughed, ^Cand then I was malested by a clown. ^C ^F ^C ^F Isn't that ironic?^C ^F ^C

(Get the idea?)( The only change is the key change were all chords go two semitones up ) I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then, Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself. I dated an animal rights activist, and one day she got really pissed, Because I was eating veal, That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread. Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch. If everyday you play the board-game Risk, You probably never taken a risk in your life. And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation. And I can't grow a beard. That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant. My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...