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Hey guys I couldn't find the guitar chords for this anywhere on the internet so I've tried to a youtube piano tutorial I've found. I've only been playing two weeks so it's probably wrong. Feel free to rewrite it because I'm sure someone else can do better.
DmHigh School party, senior year FBoys and girls are all sippin’ on beer
CI like soda, where’s the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
DmI see you from across the crowd I said the partyF is bumpin’ and the music is loud
CYou’re really drunk and you’re lookDming sad
It’s like a date rape ad
FGirl, then we start to dance and CGirl, baby this is romance
DmGirl, I’m starting to grow down bCelow, shit, why did I wear sweat pants FGirl, you’re bodies like what
Cconjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but DmI’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keepingC suckin’ ‘til you get to the nut
And I said
Let’sF rob an Asian kitchen, orC stroll down the block Either Dmway girl, we’re taking Ca walk(wok)…nothing?
FYou’re going to love me the way my uncle did CExcept you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it
FBe a guillotine or my gCirl instead Either Dmway, you’re giving mCe head
FI’m gonna love you the right way CShorty with a body looking hotty when I say
DmGirl When I say Cgirl
DmWe go into the bedroomF exchanging nervous laughter CWhy’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
DmYou spread your naked legs and I sFee that wounded that never healed CEven though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
DmWe’re both aware of my erection FYou ask if I have protection
CI say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
FGirl CGirl
DmInsert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
FIncrease my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
CI know your body and I know how to please ya
Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia
DmGuys don’t go down, well I am FWhat the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagCram
DmOoh did you feel that, that was an educated guess COoh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
DmHigh school party, senior year FNone of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm