Bo Burnham - Country song

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h^Cadd9ere i

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n^Ds

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t^Cadd9ead o

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f^G people actually telling their stories, you got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard day's work in their lives. But they figured out the words and the phrases that they can use to pander to their audience. And they list the same words and phrases off, sort of mad-lib style, raking in millions of dollars from actual working-class people. You know the words, you know know the phrases, phrases like:

^GA dirt road ^Cadd9A cold beer ^DA blue jeans ^Cadd9A red pickup ^GA rural noun, s^Cadd9imple adjective^{D Cadd9}

^GNo shoes ^Cadd9No shirt ^DNo Jews ^Cadd9You didn't hear that ^G Sort of a m^Cadd9ental t^Dypo

^EmI walk and talk like a fi^Deld hand ^GBut the boots I'm wearing cost th^Amree grand ^EmI write songs a^Dbout riding tr^Cadd9actors From the c^Domfort of a private j^Get

^GI can sing in Mandar^Cin ^DAnd still know I'm pander^Aming ^EmHunting deer and ch^Dasing trout ^CA Bud Light with the lo^Dgo facing o^Gut

^GHear that subtle mandol^Cin ^DThat's textbook pande^Amrin' ^EmI own a private ra^Dnch that I rarely u^Cse ^D I don't like dirt

^G One verse, ^Cadd9one chorus in the bag ^D Now it's time to talk to the ladies^{Cadd9 G} I'm hoping my Southern ^Cadd9charm offsets all these rape-y vi^Dbes I'm puttin' out^Cadd9

^GGood girl ^Cadd9In a straw hat ^DWith her arms o^Cadd9ut in a corn field ^G That is a sca^Cadd9recrow ^DThought that was a human woman^Cadd9, sorry

^GA cold night ^Cadd9A cold beer ^DA cold jeans ^Cadd9Strike that last one

^GI'm wanting you ^Cadd9I hope you're feeling me ^D

^EmWe go to bed, ^Dyou doze off ^G So I take your country girl clo^Amthes off ^Em I put my hands on your bo^Ddy It feels like h^Cadd9ay, it's a fu^Dcking scarecrow again

^G Like Mike's Evander-^Cing ^D Fuck your ears, I'm pa^Amndering ^EmI write songs for the pe^Dople who do ^CJobs in the towns that I'd n^Dever move to

^GLegalize gerrym^Candering ^DTolerate my pande^Amring ^EmYou got a beautiful m^Douth I got a beautiful (^Cdick)

^N.CY'all dumb motherfuckers want a k^Dey change? ^AThematically meand^Dering ^EEmphatically pan^Bmdering I got a t^F#might grip on my de^Emo's balls ^DSay the word "truck," they j^Eizz in their overalls

^A You don't know what land you're ^Din ^E I'm in the land of pan^Bmdering ^F#m And I'll be u^Epfront I ^Ddo what I do 'cause I'm a t^Eotal fuckin' c^Auuunt..ry boooy