G^Crab a seat have som^Dething to ^Ceat h^Celp yourself its alright ^D ^C I^Cf you want a beer theyre o^Dver he^Cre B^Cut we only have coors light ^D ^C T^Cry a chip with my home^Dmade ^Cdip t^Che stuff is out of sight ^D ^C Ri^Cght before bed we'll s^Dhave your head gl^Gad to see you dressed in wh^Dite

C^Dause its a Klan Ko^GoK^Dou^Ct K^Dlan Koo^GKo^Dut^C K^Dlan Koo^GKo^Dut^C K^Dlan Koo^GKout ^D ^C

H^Geres my wife sl^Dash si^Cster she brightens up my day s^Ghe went a^Dway and i mis^Csed her

cause my moms a lousy lay

d^Gont hang with f^Doreign f^Cellows itll only be your loss S^Gtay here and ro^Dast mars^Chmallows, by the burning cr^Doss

at the Klan Ko^Gok^Dou^Ct K^Dlan Kook^Gout ^D ^C d^Dans on l^Goo^Dko^Cut at the K^Dlan Koo^Gkout

a^Gnd if youre black d^Cont wanna see your face t^Ghey're like highschool track i^Cts just a stupid race w^Ge got a plan k^Cill all the jews a^Gre you a mexican c^Cause you seem co^Dnfused? s^Denor...que? que? que?

^Dits a klan koo^Gko^Dut^C k^Dlan koo^Gko^Dut^C mein kampf? man, ch^Deck that bo^Gok ^Dou^Ct at the k^Dlan koo^Gkout ^D ^C

not sure about this part.. + D C A C D + all men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed + D C A C D + heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses schindler's list + D C A C D + i cook i clean, cause im the hooded host + D C D + and on halloween, i dress as a...slaveowner!

w^Ge hate hispanics h^Cence the 20 foot walls a^Gnd all you goddamn dirty catholics c^Can cath-o-lick my balls et^Ghnics give off wierd aromas a^Cnd i cant understand w^Ghy we need highschool diplomas w^Cith the bible in h^Dand!

at the klan ko^Gok^Dou^Ct k^Dlan kook^Gou^Dt ^C k^Dlan kook^Gou^Dt ^C k^Dlan kook^Gou^Dt ^C

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Bo Burnham - Cookout