Bo Burnham - Cant handle this

^DCan I say my shit? New York, C^F#m/C#an I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to ^Bmsay I've got lots of shit to say (^GOoh)

^DI can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting m^F#m/C#y hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can But then I have to t^Bmilt the can into my mouth ^BmBut then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can ^GSo they all go spilling onto my face

What I'm trying to say is the diameter of P^Dringle cans is way too small ^DI'll say it again The diameter of Prin^F#m/C#gle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small ^BmIf you feel me, put your hands up Come on! ^BmIf you feel me, put your hands up ^GLook at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of Pringle cans ^DYour hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can ^F#m/C#You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can

^F#m/C#Pringles! Listen to the ^Bmpeople, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get ^BmAre about the width of your cans Just make them wi^Gder. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry

^DI want to have a daughter ^DWant to have a daughter

^F#m/C#So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can Yes, I'm still on the ^BmPringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright?

^GBut that is priority número uno ^DI don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body ^F#m/C#But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym Irony can be so ^Bmpainful That's a Catch-2^G2 (Ooh!) Let's do this! ^DI went to Chipotle ^DWhen at Chipotle ^F#m/C#Got myself a chicken burrito

^BmI went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the b^Gurrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out ^GHe still wrapped it ^GI was like, dude you should have warned me! ^DYou're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito cap^F#m/C#acity here" ^F#m/C#Do you think I want a messy burrito? ^F#m/C#No one wants a messy burrito The whole ap^Bmpeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained ^BmWithin the confines of the tortilla ^GI wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look

I wouldn't have got the let^Dtuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the che^Dese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the pep^F#m/C#pers if I knew it wouldn't fit ^F#m/C#I wouldn't have got - Half of it Like, ^BmI'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take p^Gork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a bur^Arito with a f^Dork I wouldn't have got the let^Dtuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the che^F#m/C#ese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the pepp^F#m/C#ers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like ^BmHalf of it, like ^BmHalf of it, like ^BmHalf of it, like ^BmHalf of it right n^Gow I th^Gink it's time I Th^Gink it's time, I think that we break it down

^DI can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are Pringle cans, a^F#m/C#nd burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's y^Bmou ^BmI want to please you ^BmBut I want to stay true to myself ^GI want to give you the night out that you deserve ^GBut I want to say what I think ^GAnd not care what you think about it

^DPart of me loves you ^DPart of me hates you ^F#m/C#Part of me needs you ^F#m/C#Part of me fears you ^BmAnd I don't think that I can handle this right now ^BmHandle this right n^Gow ^GI don't think that I can handle this right now ^DI don't think that I can handle this right now ^DI don't think that I can handle this right now ^F#m/C#I don't think that I can handle this right now ^F#m/C#Look at them, they're just staring at me Like, "c^Bmome and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental he^Galth And la^Gugh as he attempts To give you what he ca^Annot give hi^Dmself

^DI don't think that I can handle this right now ^DI don't think that I can handle this right now ^F#m/C#They don't even know the half of this right now ^F#m/C#They don't even know the half of it ^BmBut I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy, I put on a silly sh^Gow So I should probably just shut up and do my j^Aob ^DSo here I go

^DI wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the ch^F#m/C#eese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the p^F#m/C#eppers if I knew they wouldn't fit ^F#m/C#I wouldn't have got half ^BmYou can tell them anything if ^BmYou just make it funny, make it rh^Gyme And if they st^Gill don't understand you Then you r^Gun it one more t^Dime

^DI don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Handle this right (^F#m/C#Hoo!) ^F#m/C#Handle this right You don't even know the half of this right ^Bmnow ^BmRight now (Haa!) ^GHandle this right now ^GHandle this right ^GHandle this right n^Dow

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Thank you, good night!

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I hope you're happy