Blink 182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket 2001 MCA Records Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com Tuning: Standard EADGBe Tracklist: 1.) Anthem Part 2 2.) Online Songs 3.) First Date 4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard 5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy 6.) The Rock Show 7.) Stay Together For The Kids 8.) Roller Coaster 9.) Reckless Abandon 10.) Everytime I Look For You 11.) Give Me One Good Reason 12.) Shut Up 13.) Please Take Me Home Bonus Tracks: 14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over 15.) Time To Break Up 16.) What Went Wrong 17.) Fuck A Dog 18.) When You Fucked Grandpa 19.) Mother's Day _______________________________________________ 1.) Anthem Part 2 Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - x32010 Dm - xx0231 Am - x02210 F - 133211 C/E - 032xxx or Em - 022000 G - 320003 Intro: Part 1: C(hold) x2 Guitar 2: e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---| B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| x2 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Part 2: C--Dm--Am--F x4 Guitar 2: e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---| B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| x4 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Guitar 3: will enter at 3rd time e|---------------|-----------------| B|---------------|-----------------| G|---------------|-----------------| D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2 A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-| E|---------------|-----------------| x3 Part 3: C--Am-F x2 Guitar 2: e|-0--1--0-----0--1--0--------0--1--0-----0--1----| B|----------1-----------1--3-----------1--------1-| G|------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------| Verse 1:

^CEverything has ^Amfallen to ^Fpieces ^CEarth is dying ^Amhelp me ^FJesus ^CWe need guidance ^Amwe've been ^Fmisled ^CYoung and hostile ^Ambut not s^Ftupid

Mark:

G|--^Am-9---|---^G7---|--^F-5-| D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---| A|-------|-------|-----| E|-------|-------|-----|

Verse 2:

^CCorporate leaders ^Ampoli^Fticians ^CKids can't vote a^Amdults e^Flect them ^CMoms that rule the s^Amchool and ^Fworkplace ^CSigns that caution ^Amsixteen's ^Funsafe

Mark:

G|--^Am-9---|---^G7---|--^F-5-| D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---| A|-------|-------|-----| E|-------|-------|-----|

Chorus:

We really ^C/Eneed ^Fto ^Csee this ^Gthrough We never ^C/Ewan-^Fted to ^Cbe a^Gbused We'll never ^Amgive ^Fup i^Ct's no ^Guse Am F(hold) If we're fucked up you're to blame

(Repeat Intro Part 3) Verse 2:

^CLet this trainwreck ^Amburn more s^Flowly ^CKids are victims ^Amin this s^Ftory ^CDrowned our youth with ^Amuseless ^Fwarnings ^CTeenage rules: they're ^Amfucked and ^Fboring

Mark:

G|--^Am-9---|---^G7---|--^F-5-| D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---| A|-------|-------|-----| E|-------|-------|-----|

(Repeat Chorus) Interlude: Mark: C Am F G|-----------------|---------|---------| D|-----------------|---------|---------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-0-0-0-0-|---------| x2 E|-----------------|---------|-1-1-1-1-| Interlude:

^CEverything has ^Amfallen to ^Fpieces ^CEverything has ^Amfallen to ^Fpieces C(all the way) Everything has fallen to piece Everything has fallen to

(Repeat Chorus) Outro: C--Dm--Am--F x2 Guitar 3: e|---------------|-----------------| B|---------------|-----------------| G|---------------|-----------------| D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2 A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-| E|---------------|-----------------| x3 Guitar 2: e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---| B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| x2 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| ____________________________________________ 2.) Online Songs Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 Bm - x24432 D - xx0232 E - 022100 F#m - 244222 Intro:

^A Josie ^Bm You're my^D source of ^Emost frustration ^A Forget^Bm when I ^D Don't meet ^Eexpectations ^AEverything you ^Bmwished came true ^DIn the end we ^Eall blamed you ^AEven though as ^Bmthey all know ^DYou weren't the only E(hold) one, two, three, four...

Interlude: A--Bm--D--E-- x2 Guitar 2: e|---------------------|------------------| B|---------------------|------------------| G|---------------------|------------7-7-7-| D|---------------------|------------7-7-7-| A|---4---7-4---5---5-4-|---4---7-4--7-7-7-| E|-5---5-----5---5-----|-5---5------0-0-0-| x3 Verse 1:

^AWhy do you still keep it a^Dround When you know it brings me ^F#mdown I'm hating ^Eevery^Athing And I ^Aknow that you dated other ^Dguys But I gotta wonder ^F#mwhy You'd leave it ^Eout for ^Ame

(Shit) (Repeat Interlude) Verse 2:

^AWhy am I still hanging a^Dround When I know it brings me ^F#mdown I'm hating ^Eevery^Athing And you ^Aare getting rides home in his ^Dcar And making out in his front ^F#myard I'm hating ^Eevery^Athing

Chorus:

Please don't ^Dremind me Put your past be^Ahind me It shines so bright it ^Eblinds me I wish that this would ^Dend And I am ^Dnot fine Last night I saw you ^Aonline Your screen name used to ^Ebe mine Why can't we just pre^Dtend

Verse 3:

^AAnd if we can have another ^Dday I've got so much left to ^F#msay I'd tell you ^Eevery^Athing And I'll ^Alaugh when I think about the ^Dpast When I see you after ^F#mclass You're hating ^Eevery^Athing

(Repeat Chorus twice) Bridge: And she said

^F#mNa na na na ^Dna na na na ^Ana na na na ^Ena (I just forgot you were there) ^F#mNa na na na ^Dna na na na ^Ana na na na ^Ena (I just forgot you were there) ^F#mNa na na na ^Dna na na na ^Ana na na na ^Ena (I just forgot you were there) ^F#mNa na na na ^Dna na na na ^Ana na na na ^Ena

(Repeat chorus twice) Outro: And she said F#m D(hold) Na na na na na ______________________________________________ 3.) First Date Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - x32010 Dm - xx0231 Am - x02210 F - 133211 G - 320003 Em - 022000 G/B - x2x003 Intro: C--Dm--F--G-- x2 Guitar 2: e--0----------------------------------| B---11111111-31111111-311111111-31110-| G-------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------|x2 A-------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------| e-------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------| G---------------5---------------------| D---------------5----Let Ring---------| A---------------3---------------------| E-------------------------------------| Verse 1:

^C In the car I just can't wait ^G to pick you up on our ^Fvery first date ^C Is it cool if I hold your hand? ^G Is it wrong if I ^Fthink it's lame to dance? ^C Do you like my stupid hair? ^G Would you guess that I ^Fdidn't know what to wear? ^C I'm too scared of what you think ^G You make me nervous so I ^Freally can't eat

Chorus:

^C Let's go^G/B don't wait^Am this night's ^Falmost ^Gover ^C Honest^G/B let's make^Am this night ^Flast for^Gever ^C Forever^G/B and ever^Am let's make this ^Flast for^Gever ^C Forever^G/B and ever^Am let's make this ^Flast for^Gever

(Repeat Intro) Verse 2:

^C When you smile I melt inside ^G I'm not worthy for a ^Fminute of your time ^C I really wish it was only me and you ^G I'm jealous of every^Fbody in the room ^C Please don't look at me with those eyes ^G Please don't hint that you're ^Fcapable of lies ^C I dread the thought of our very first kiss ^G A target that i'm ^Fprobably gonna miss

Interlude: C--Em--F--G-- x6 Guitar 2: Wil lenter at 3rd time e|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|-5-5-9-9-5--9-9-5--10-10-5--7-7-7-7-| D|-x-x-x-x-x--x-x-x---x--x-x--x-x-x-x-| x4 A|-3-3-7-7-3--7-7-3---8--8-3--5-5-5-5-| E|------------------------------------| (Repeat Chorus) Outro:

^C Forever^G/B and ever^Am let's make this ^Flast for^Gever ^C Forever^G/B and ever^Am let's F G C(hold) make this last forever ____________________________________________

4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 Verse 1:

It's Christmas ^BEve and I've only wrapped ^F#two fucking presents Christmas ^BEve and I've only wrapped ^F#two fucking presents And I ^G#mhate hate hate your guts I ^Ehate hate hate your guts And ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain Unless your dad will suck me off ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain Unless your mom will touch my cock ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain Ejaculate into a sock ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain I'll never ^F#talk to you again

Verse 2:

It's Labor ^Bday and my Grandpa just ate ^F#seven fucking hotdogs Labor ^Bday and my grandpa just ate ^F#seven fucking hotdogs And he ^G#mshit shit shits his pants He's ^Ealways fucking shitting his pants And ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain Unless your dad will suck me off ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain Unless your mom will touch my cock ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain Ejaculate into a sock ^BI'll never ^F#talk to you a^Egain F# B B(hold) I'll never talk to you again

____________________________________________ 5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 Bm - x24432 A/C# - x476xx or x4222x C#m - x46654 D - xx0232 F#m - 244222 E - 022100 E/G# - 476xxx Intro: A--E--F#m--D-- x2 Tom: e|-0--5--7--0--5--7--5-| B|---------------------| G|---------------------| D|---------------------| x2 A|---------------------| E|---------------------| Mark:

G|----^A-9---|----^E-9---|---^F#m--6---|-----2-^D--4---6---| D|-7-7---7-|-9-9---9-|-4-4---4-|-0-0---0---0---0-| A|---------|---------|---------|-----------------| x2 E|---------|---------|---------|-----------------| x2 x2 x2

Verse 1:

^A Push it ^Bmout fake a s^C#mmile Avert di^Dsaster just in ^Atime I need a ^Bmdrink Cause in a ^C#mwhile Worthless ^Danswers from friends of ^Amine It's dumb to ^Bmask cool to ig^C#mnore girls pos^Dsess me but they're never ^Amine I made my ^Bmentrance avoided ^C#mhazards Checked my ^Dengine

I fell behind Refrain 1:

^A/C#da da ^Dda da ^Ada da ^Eda da da I fell behind ^A/C#da da ^Dda da ^Ada da ^Eda da da

Chorus 1:

^A She makes me ^Efeel like it's ^F#mraining out^Dside ^A And when the s^Etorm's gone I'm all ^F#mtorn up in^Dside ^A I'm always ^Enervous on^F#m days like this ^Dlike the prom ^A I get too s^Ecared to move cause ^F#mI'm a fucking ^Dboy

(Repeat Intro) Verse 2:

^A Remember ^Bmwhen I was ^C#min The grocery s^Dtore now's my ^Atime Lost the ^Bmwords lost the ^C#mnerve Lost the ^Dgirl left the ^Aline I would ^Bmwish upon a s^C#mtar But that s^Dtar it doesn't ^Ashine So read my ^Bmbook with a boring ^C#mending A short s^Dtory of a lonely guy

Refrain 2:

^A/C#da da ^Dda da ^Ada da ^Eda da da Who fell behind ^A/C#da da ^Dda da ^Ada da ^Eda da da

(Repeat and Chorus 1) Interlude: A/C#--Bm--E-- x2, A/C#--D--E--A-E/G#-A/C#--Bm-- Bridge:

^Ada da ^Eda da ^F#mda da ^Dda da da (Repeat)

Chorus 2:

______________________________________ 6.) The Rock Show Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 E - 022100 F#m - 244222 D - xx0232 C#m - x46654 Intro: A--D--E-- x2, A Tom: e|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------------| D|-------------------------| x4 A|-------7-7-7-5-5-5-4-4-4-| E|-5-5-5-------------------| verse 1:

^A Hanging out behind the club at the weekends ^D Acting stupid getting ^Edrunk with my best friends ^A I couldn´t wait for the summer and the Warped Tour ^D I remember it´s the ^Efirst time I saw her there

Interlude: A--D--E-- x2 verse 2:

^A She´s getting kicked out of school because she´s failing ^D I´m kind of nervous cause I ^Ethink all her friends hate me ^A She´s the one she´ll always be there ^D She took my hand and that ^Emade it I swear

Chorus:

Because I ^Afell in love with the ^F#mgirl at the ^Drock show ^AShe said "What" and I ^F#mtold her that I ^Ddidn´t know ^AShe´s so cool I´m gonna ^F#msneak in through her ^Dwindow ^EEverything´s better when ^Dshe´s around I ^Ecan´t wait til her parents go ^Dout of town I ^Efell in love with the ^Dgirl at the ^C#mrock show

Interlude: A--D--E-- x2 verse 3

^A When we said were gonna move to Vegas ^D I remember the ^Elook her mother gave us ^A Seventeen without a purpose or direction ^D We don´t owe anyone a ^Efucking explanation

(Repeat Chorus) Bridge:

^F#m Black and white picture ^Dof her on my wall I waited ^Afor her call She always ^Ekept me waiting ^F#m And if I ever got a^Dnother chance I´d still ask^A her to dance Because she ^Ekept me ^Dwaiting

Tom: e|---------------------------------| B|-2---2---2---3---2---2---2---3---| G|---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-| D|---------------------------------| x2 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Mark: G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------| E|---------------------------------------0-0-0-0-| G|-----------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------2-2-0-0-| A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------| E|-----------------------------------------------| (Repeat Chorus) Outro:

^A I´ll neve^Dr fo^Erget tonight (Repeat until fade)

______________________________________________ 7.) Stay Together For The Kids Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: D - xx0232 A/C# - x476xx or x422xx Bm - x24432 A - x02220 G - 320033 F#m - 244222 Intro: Tom: x2 D A/C# Bm A e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-------------0---|-----------------| D|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---4---0---0-|---2---4-5-4-2-0-| A|-5---5---5-------|-4---4---5-------|-2---2---2-------|-0---0-----------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| Verse 1:

^D it's hard to wake ^Bmup When the shades have been pulled ^Ashut This house is haunted its so pathetic it makes no sense at all ^D I'm ripe with things to ^Bmsay the words rot and fall a^Away If a stupid poem could fix this home I'd read it every day

Chorus:

^G So here's your ho^F#mliday Hope you en^Gjoy it this time You gave it all a^F#mway It was ^Gmine So when you're dead and ^F#mgone Will you re^Gmember this night? Twenty years now ^F#mlost It's not right

(Repeat Intro) Verse 2:

^D Their anger hurts my ^Bmears Been running strong for seven ^Ayears Rather than fix the problems they never solve them It makes no sense at all ^D I see them every ^Bmday We get along so why can't ^Athey? If this is what he wants and it's what she wants Then why's there so much pain?

(Repeat Chorus) Interlude: D--A--G--A x4, G--F#m x2 (Repeat Chorus) Outro:

It's not ^Gright It's not ^F#mright It's not ^Gright^F#m

G--F#m--G--F#m (Repeat until fade) _____________________________________________ 8.) Roller Coaster Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A/C# - x476xx D - xx0232 A - x02220 E - 022100 Bm - x24432 Intro: A/C#--D--A-- Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-2---2-3-2-------| G|---2-------2---2-| D|-------------2---| x2 A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Chorus:

^ABreathing deeply walking backwards ^DFinding strength to ^Bmcall and ^Dask her ^ARoller coaster favorite ride ^DLet me kiss you ^Bmone last ^Dtime

Interlude: A---E--D-- x2 Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-2---2-3-2-------| G|---2-------2---2-| D|-------------2---| x8 A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Verse 1:

^ALeave me s^Dtanding here ^Bm Act like I'm ^Dnot around The ^Acoast will probably ^Dnever clear ^Bm Can I please ^Dgo home now? I ^Ahad that dream ^D about ^Bmyou again^D Where I ^Await outside^D until you ^Bmlet me in^D And there I stayed

Interlude: A---E--D-- Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-2---2-3-2-------| G|---2-------2---2-| D|-------------2---| x4 A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Verse 2:

^ALay be^Dside me^Bm and listen ^Dat the wall We'll ^Akeep on ^Dlying ^Bm until the ^Dsummer comes I ^Ahad that dream^D about ^Bmyou again^D Where you ^Adrive my car^D Right off a ^Bmfucking cliff^D And Now I'm

(Repeat Chorus) Bridge: Bass lines A---E--D x6 Verse 3:

^AMake me ^Dpromise^Bm that I will ^Dnever tell All ^AI re^Dmember is^Bm the way her ^Dbedroom smelled I ^Ahad that dream^D about ^Bmyou again^D Where I ^Await outside^D until you ^Bmlet me in^D And Now I'm

(Repeat Chorus) Outro:

Good^A/C#night^D A(hold) Goodnight

_________________________________________________ 9.) Reckless Abandon Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 E - 022100 G#m - 466444 F# - 244322 Intro:

^BOn on and on reckless abandon ^Esomethings wrong this is gonna shock them ^G#Nothing to ^F#hold on to we'll ^Euse this song to lead you on

Interlude: B--E--G#m--F# x4 Guitar: e|------------|--------------| B|-4-----7--5-|-4--4-5-------| G|----4-------|---------6--6-| D|------------|--------------| x2 A|------------|--------------| E|------------|--------------| x3 Verse 1:

^B I learned alot today not sure if I'll get laid ^F# not sure if I'll fail or pass kissed every girl in class ^B everybody would waste it all to have a summer that they could call ^F# a memory thats full of fun fucked up when it's all done

Chorus:

^BOn on and on reckless abandon ^Esomethings wrong this is gonna shock them ^G#mNothing to ^F#hold on to we'll ^Euse this song to lead you on and ^G#mbreak the truth with ^F#more bad news we ^Eleft a scar size extra large

(Repeat Interlude) Verse 2:

^B Sip a drink of the alcohol end up kneeling in bathroom stalls ^F# eyes are red my movements slow to high got vertigo ^B he took a shit in the bathroom tub and fed the dog the brownie drug ^F# tried hard to not get cought He fucked a chick in a parking lot

(Repeat Chorus) Bridge: B--E--G#m--F#-- x4 Verse 3:

^B Break a window and bust a wall Making fun of your friend's mom ^F# Turn the music up way to loud Charge the pizza to the house ^B Everybody would waste it all To have a summer that they could call ^F# Memory that's full of fun Fucked Up When It's all done

(Repeat Chorus) Outro: B _____________________________________ 10.) Everytime I Look For You Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 C#m - x46654 E - 022100 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 Intro: B-- Verse 1:

^B I never found out why you left him ^C#m But this answer ^Ebegs that question ^B Too blind to see tomorrow ^C#m too broke To ^Ebeg or borrow ^BYoung and Stupid ^C#mLeft wide ^Eopen ^Bhearts are wasted ^C#mLives are ^Ebroken

Interlude: B--F#--E--C#m-- x2 Guitar 2: e|-----------------------| B|-4--5-4--5-4--5-4--2-4-| G|-----------------------| D|-----------------------| x2 A|-----------------------| E|-----------------------| Verse 2:

^B One more point of contention ^C#m I need some ^Eintervention ^B Approached with vague intentions ^C#m Betray my ^Eshort attention s^Bpan The distance ^C#mbridge the ^Eborder ^Bbeg forgiveness ^C#mround the c^Eorner

Chorus 1:

(Repeat Interlude) Verse 2:

^B More time apart will give you ^C#m A few more ^Emonths to argue ^B Is this to much to live through ^C#m It always ^Eseemed too far to ^Bdrive The point home ^C#msend more ^Eletters ^Bpray tomorrow ^C#mends up ^Ebetter

(Repeat Chorus 1) Bridge: B--F#--E x4 Verse 3:

^B I never did do ^F#anything that she asked ^E I never let what happened stay in the past ^B I never did quite ^F#understand what she meant ^E In spite of everything in spite of everything

Chorus 2:

^G#mEverytime I look for you the ^Esun goes ^Bdown ^G#mAnd I stumble when this whole thing ^Eruns a^Bground I ^G#mleft another message You are ^Enever a^Bround But ^G#meverytime I look for you the ^Esun goes ^Bdown ^G#mAnd I stumble when this whole thing ^Eruns a^Bground I ^G#mleft another message You are ^Enever a^Bround But ^G#meverytime I look for E E(hold) you the sun goes down _____________________________________

11.) Give Me One Good Reason Key: E Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: E - 022100 B - x24442 C#m - x46654 E/G# - 476xxx A - x02220 Intro: E--B x2, C#m--A--C#m--B Guitar 2: E B e|----------------|-----------------| B|----------------|-----------------| G|-----1-----1----|-----------------| D|---2-----2---2--|---4-2---4-2---4-| x2 A|-2-----2--------|-2-----2-----2---| E|----------------|-----------------| C#m A e|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------| D|-----2-----2-----|---2-2---2-2---2-| A|-4-----4-----4---|-0-----0-----0---| E|-----------------|-----------------| C#m B e|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------| D|-----2-----2-----|---4-2---4-2---2-| A|-4-----4-----4---|-2-----2-----2---| E|-----------------|-----------------| Verse 1:

^E Mom and dad they ^Bquite don't understand it ^E All the kids they ^Blaugh as if they planned it ^C#m Why do girls want to ^Apierce their nose? ^C#m And walk around in ^Btorn pantyhose Oh yeah!

Interlude: E--B x2 Guitar 2: E B e|--------------|--------------| B|--------------|--------------| G|------------1-|--------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2----|--------1h2-2-| x2 A|-2-2-2-2-2----|--2-2-2-------| E|-0-0-0-0-0----|--------------| Verse 2:

^E I like the ones who say they ^Blisten to the punk rock ^E I like the kids who fought a^Bgainst how they were brought up ^C#m They hate the trends and think its ^Afucked to care ^C#m It's cool when they piss people ^Boff with what they wear Oh yeah!

(Repeat Interlude) Chorus:

So ^Egive me ^E/G#one good ^Breason ^EWhy we ^E/G#need to ^Bbe like ^Athem ^EKids will ^E/G#have fun and ^Boffend ^EThey don't ^E/G#want to and ^Bdon't fit ^Ain

(Repeat Intro) Verse 3:

^E Hate the jocks the preps the ^Bhippy-fuckin-scumbags ^E Heavy metalers with their ^Bawful pussy hair bands ^C#m Counting seconds until ^Awe can get away ^C#m Ditching school almost ^Bevery single day Oh yeah!

(Repeat Interlude twice) (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: C#m--A--C#m--B--C#m--A--C#m--B-A-E(hold) Guitar 2: -------------------------------| -------------------------------| --9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--| --x--x--x---x---x---x---x---x--| --7--7--7---9---9---9--11--11--| -------------------------------| E E E E Q E E EE E E E E E E ------------------------------|--------------------------| ------------------------------|--------------------------| --13--14--14--14--13----9--9--|--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--| ---x---x---x---x---x----x--x--|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--| --11--12--12--12--11----7--7--|--7--7--7--2--2--2--2--2--| ------------------------------|--------------------------|

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(Repeat Chorus) Outro: E(hold) ___________________________________________ 12.) Shut Up Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 C#m - x46654 D - xx0232 E - 022100 Bm - x24432 Intro: A, A--C#m-D x4 Guitar 2:

e|---^A--0---|---^C#m--0---|----^D-0---| B|---------|---------|---------| G|---2---2-|---2---2-|---2---2-| D|---------|---------|-0-------| x4 A|-0-------|-4-------|---------| E|---------|---------|---------| x2

Verse 1:

Shut the ^Afuck up she said I'm ^C#mgoing fucking ^Ddeaf You're always ^Atoo loud Everything's ^C#mtoo loud^D Now that ^Aall my friends left This ^C#mplace is fucking ^Ddead I wanna ^Amove out When can we ^C#mmove out? This ^Dshit has got to s^Atop^C#m ^D I'll run a^Away^C#m ^D ^A ^C#m ^D

Verse 2:

Get the ^Afuck up she said Your ^C#mlife is meaning^Dless It's going ^Anowhere You're going ^C#mnowhere^D You're just a ^Afuck up she said I'll ^C#mlive alone ins^Dtead She said: "^A;You don't care" I know I ^C#mdon't care^D

Chorus:

I'll ^Dnever ask per^Amission from you ^DFuck off I'm not ^Alistening to you ^BmI'm not coming ^Dhome I'm never ^Bmgoing to come back ^Dhome

Verse 3:

I got too ^Afucked up again And ^C#mpassed out on the ^Dplane Tried to for^Aget you I can't ^C#mforget you^D No s^Aleep on this flight I'll ^C#mthink about the ^Dnights We had to ^Aget through How did we ^C#mget through?^D

(Repeat Chorus) Bridge:

I'll run a^Eway^C#m ^A ^E ^C#m ^A ^E I think it's ^C#mtime that ^AI should leave ^E I think it's ^C#mtime that ^AI should leave ^E I think it's ^C#mtime that ^AI should leave ^E I think it's ^C#mtime that ^AI should leave

Bridge: A--C#m-D x4 Guitar 2: x2 A C#m D e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| G|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|-13-13-13-13-|-11-11-11-11-| D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-| A|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-11-11-11-11-|--9--9--9--9-| E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| A C#m D e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| G|-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-|-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-| D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-| A|-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|-12-12-12-12-| E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| (Repeat Chorus) Outro:

I runa^Away I think it's ^C#mtime for ^Dme to leave (Repeat x4)

End on A(hold) ______________________________________________ 13.) Please Take Me Home Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 C#m - x46654 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 F# - 244322 F#/Bb - x143xx B/Eb - x698xx C#m7 - x424xx B2 - x214xx Intro: B-- Verse 1:

^B Oh no it ^C#mhappened a^G#mgain^E ^B She's cool she's ^C#mhot she's my ^G#mfriend^E ^B I'd drive for ^C#mhours it's ^G#mso ^E ^B You leave me ^C#mnowhere to ^G#mgo ^E

Refrain:

^EShe's unstoppable ^BUnpredictable ^G#mI'm so jaded ^F#Calculated ^EWrong^F#/Bb

Chorus:

^B Please take^F#/Bb me home ^G#m Too late^E it's gone ^B I bet^F#/Bb you're sad ^G#m This is the ^Ebest time we ever had

Verse 2:

^B I hope ^C#mhope that it ^G#mlast^E ^B Give in ^C#mforget the ^G#mpast^E ^B Be strong when ^C#mthings fall a^G#mpart^E ^B Honest ^C#mthis breaks my ^G#mheart^E

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus twice) Interlude: B--C#m7--B2--E x2 Bridge:

^BWhy did we ^C#m7have to go ^B2date?^E ^BIt's too easy ^C#m7to compli^B2cate^E ^B Be strong when ^C#mthings fall apart ^B/Eb (Be strong when ^Ethings fall apart) ^B Honest, ^C#mthis breaks my ^B/Ebheart (I'ts so ^Ehard) let's go!!!

Interlude: B--F#/Bb--B/Eb--E x2, B--F#/Bb--G#m--E x2, F#-- (Repeat Chorus) _________________________________________ 14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - x32010 G - 320003 F - 133211 Am - x02210 Verse 1:

^CI hear the phone it rings so ^Gviolent^Fly ^CCan't leave my room cant breath since ^Gshe left ^Fme ^CI will admit I hate those ^Gthings i ^Fsaid ^CGirls always cry guys will never ad^Gmit they ^Fdid

Refrain:

^CHold on ^Ghold on^F ^Chold on ^Ghold on^F

Chorus:

^CDont tell me that it's over ^GI'm not used to ^Fthis temptation ^CAnd when you come back running ^GThere's no use for ^Fexplanation ^CI think things are too hurtful ^GEven with my ^Fexpert knowledge ^CMost girls do mean trouble ^Gbecause they are ^Frarely honest

Interlude: C--F-G x2 Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|---2---2----2----| x4 A|-3---3---3-----3-| E|-----------------| Verse 2:

^CWhat's with the jokes all the rou^Gtines they ^Fplay S^Ccrewing with my head never quitting till they ^Gget their ^Fway ^CGuys like to run chicks love to ^Gyell you ^Fsee ^CGuys hate to fight girls think it's ^Gthera^Fpy

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Repeat Interlude) Breakdown: C--G-Am-F x2 Bridge:

^CHold on ^Ghold on^Am ^F ^Chold on ^Ghold on^Am ^F

(Repeat Chorus twice) Outro: C(hold) Dont tell me that it's over I'm not used to this temptation _______________________________________________ 15.) Time To Break Up Key: C# Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C# - x46664 G# - 466544 Bbm - x13321 F# - 244322 Fm - 133111 C#/F - 143xxx Ebm - x68876 Intro: Part 1: G#-F#-Fm-G# Part 2: C#--G#-F#-G# x2 Guitar 2: x means palm mute C# G# F# G# e|----------------|----------------|--------|--------| B|----------------|----------------|--------|--------| G|----------------|----------------|--------|--------| D|-----3-3-1-1----|-----3-3-1-1----|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-| x2 A|-4-4----------4-|--------------4-|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-| E|----------------|-4-4------------|-2--x-x-|-4--x-x-| x2 Verse 1:

^C# I guess it's only the men ^G# Who get fucked ^F#now and again ^C# We take our chicks to the mall ^G# We wait in ^F#parking stalls ^C# And when we come home too late ^G# She's pissed that ^F#she had to wait ^C# And my excuse not to call ^G# It never ^F#worked at all

Chorus:

^C#Time to wake up ^C#/FWhere's your daughter? ^F#Hurts to break up ^G#She was stronger ^C#All my friends say ^C#/FPlease don't love her ^F#What did I gain? ^G#Now I miss her so

(Repeat Intro Part 2) Verse 2:

^C# I used to hate the lipstick ^G# It stained and ^F#tasted so sick ^C# The panty hose and the bra ^G# She threw on ^F#my guitar ^C# Shit Fuck I made a mistake ^G# I thought I ^F#needed a break ^C# The truth is I'm such a dick ^G# It's broke and ^F#can't be fixed

(Repeat Chorus) Breakdown: Bbm--F#--C#--G#-- Guitar 2: Bbm F# C# G# e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|---3---3---3---3-|-----------------| A|---4---4---4---4-|---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---|---6---6---6---6-| E|-6---6---6---6---|-2---2---2---2---|-----------------|-4---4---4---4---| Bridge:

^Bbm If you want to call it a ^F#heart ache (a heart ache) Then I sure re^C#gret those things I ^G#miss her ^Bbm If you want the pain to ^F#go away (to go away) Better suck up your ^C#pride admit you ^G#lost her Let her ^C#go (let her go) move ^G#on (move on) let her ^C#go (let her go) move ^G#on (move on) let her ^C#go (let her go)^G# ^Fm ^Ebm

(Repeat Chorus) Outro:

^C# Move ^G#on (move on) let her ^C#go (let her go) Move ^G#on (move on) let her ^C#go (let her go) Move ^G#on (move on let her ^C#go (let her go) Move ^G#on (move on C#(hold) let her go

________________________________________________ 16.) What Went Wrong Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords: A - x02220 F#m - 244222 E - 022100 D - xx0232 Bm - x24432 Intro: e-------------| B-------------| G-----4---2*--| D-2-----------| A-------------| x4 E-------------| A--F#m-D x4 Verse 1:

^AI'm sick of always ^F#mhearing All those ^Esad songs on the radi^Do ^AAll day it is ^F#mthere to remind An over-^Esensitive guy that he's ^Dlost and alone yeah

Interlude: e-------------| B-------------| G-----4---2*--| D-2-----------| A-------------| x4 E-------------| A--F#m-D x2 Verse 2:

^AI hate our favourite ^F#mrestaurant Our favourite ^Emovie our favou^Drite show ^AWe would stay up ^F#mall of the night We would ^Elaugh and get high never ^Danswer the phone

Chorus:

^AI can't for^Egive can't for^F#mget Can't give ^Din What went ^Awrong coz you ^Esaid this was ^F#mright You ^Dfucked up my life

Interlude: e-------------| B-------------| G-----4---2*--| D-2-----------| A-------------| x4 E-------------| A--F#m-D x4 Verse 3:

^AI'm sick of always ^F#mhearing Sappy ^Elove songs on the radi^Do ^AThis place it's fucking ^F#mcursed and it's plagued And I can ^Enever escape when my ^Dheart it explodes

(Repeat Chorus) Guitar Solo: F#m D e|-----0-----------|-----0-----------| B|-------------2---|-------------2---| G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-| D|-----------------|-0-------0-------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-2-------2-------|-----------------| x2 x2 A Bm D e|-----0-----------|-----0-----------|----------------------------------| B|-------------2---|-------------2---|-----2-----2-----2--2-2--2-2--2-2-| G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-|---2-----2-----2----2-2--2-2--2-2-| D|-----------------|-----------------|-0-----0-----0------0-0--0-0--0-0-| A|-0-------0-------|-2-------2-------|----------------------------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|----------------------------------| Clarinet Solo: F#m D A e|-----|---------|--------------| B|-----|---------|------2--3--5-| G|-2---|-1--2--4-|--2-----------| D|-----|---------|--------------| x2 A|-----|---------|--------------| E|-----|---------|--------------|

e|-^E--|-^D--| B|-0-|---| G|---|-2-| D|---|---| A|---|---| E|---|---|

Outro:

I'm ^Akicking out ^F#mfiercely at^D the World ^Aaround me, ^F#mwhat went^D wrong X4 I'm ^Akicking

________________________________________ 17.) Fuck A Dog Key: G Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: G - 320033 C - x32010 D - xx0232 G C D e|---------|-----|-----| B|---0-----|-----|-----| G|-------0-|---0-|---2-| D|-----0---|-----|-0---| A|---------|-3---|-----| E|-3-------|-----|-----| Intro: G--C-D x2 Verse 1:

^GI ^C ^Dwanna fuck a ^Gdog in the ass ^C He ^Dwants to fuck a ^Gdog in the ass ^C I ^Dwanna fuck a ^Gdog^C That's right ^Dkids ^GI ^C ^Dtried to fuck your ^Gmom in the ass ^C ^DTried to fuck your ^Gdad in the ass ^C Could ^Donly find the ^Gdog^C and his ^Dass

Chorus 1:

^GWe^C ^Dwanna fuck a ^Gdog in the ass^C We ^Dwanna fuck a ^Gdog in the ass ^C We ^Dwanna fuck a ^Gdog^C ^D

Verse 2:

^GI ^C tried to ^Dfuck a fucking ^Gpirate in the ass Argh ^Cme and me first mate you ^Dscurvy cure!^G ^C Tried to ^Dfuck a fucking ^Gpirate^C but I found the ^Ddog Ah that was ^Gno pirate man that was thy ^Cown sister!^D G(hold) C D It's a mexican pirate

Chorus 2:

^GWe^C ^Dwanna fuck a ^Gdog in the ass^C We ^Dwanna fuck a G(hold) G dog in the ass ^C Wanna ^Dfuck a G(hold) fucking dog

Outro: G C D(hold) Fuck You ______________________________ 18.) When You Fucked Grandpa Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: D - xx0232 A - x02220 G - 320033 Intro: Uno dos tres quatros D--G-A Verse 1:

When you fucked ^Dgrandpa Did he tell you that he ^Gloved you?^A Did he ^Dhold you until the sun did rise And ^Gdid he look in^Ato your eyes And ^Dask you to fellate him And s^Gtick a finger ^Aor two in his ass

Chorus:

^GHe seems like a ^Atotal asshole ^GGrandpa is a ^Atotal fucking asshole ^GWho would ever want a ^Adirty greasy finger in his ass? (hold) He rubs his dick in broken glass

(Repeat Intro twice) Verse 2: When you fucked

^Dgrandpa Did he kiss you soft and ^Gtender?^A Did he ^Dtie your hands behind your head And ^Gwas it on your ^Amother's bed? And

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