Standard Tuning EADGBe Intro/Verse riff: E-------------------------| B-------------------------| G-1-1--1-1-------1-1-1-1--| D-2-2--2-0-------2-2-2-0--| A-2-2------0h1h2-2-2------| E-0-0------------0-0------| (repeat several times) Verse 1:

^EI don't need no ^E7wheels I don't^E need no ga^E7soline ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^ECause the wind t^E7hat is blowing^E is blowing^E7 like a smoke machin^Ee ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^EIf I said to you^E7 that I was lo^Eoking for a^E7 place to get to^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^ECause my neck is^E7 broken and my^E pants ain'^E7t getting no bigge^Er ^E7 ^E ^E7

Chorus 1:

I got a ^Astolen wife and a ^F#mrhinestone life and some ^Egood old boy^E7s I'm writ^Aing my will on a t^F#mhree dollar bill in the e^Evening time ^E7

Verse 2:

^EAll my friends t^E7ell me somethi^Eng is getti^E7ng together ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^EI got a beard th^E7at would disap^Epear if I'm^E7 dressed in leather ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^ENow let me tell ^E7you about my b^Eaby she was^E7 born in Arizona ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^ESitting in the j^E7ail house tryi^Eng to learn^E7 some good manners ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7

Chorus 2:

I got a ^Astolen wife and a ^F#mrhinestone life and some ^Egood old boy^E7s I'm writ^Aing my will on a t^F#mhree dollar bill in the e^Evening time ^E7

Verse 3:

^EMatch sticks str^E7ike when I'm r^Eiding my bi^E7ke to the depot ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^ECause everybody ^E7knows my name ^Eat the recr^E7eation center ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^EIf I could only ^E7find a nickel ^EI would pay^E7 myself off tonight ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^ECause nobody kno^E7ws when he goo^Ed times hav^E7e passed out cold ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7

Chorus 3:

I got a ^Astolen wife and a ^F#mrhinestone life and some ^Egood old boy^E7s I'm writ^Aing my will on a t^F#mhree dollar bill in the e^Evening time ^E7 I got a ^Astolen wife and a ^F#mrhinestone life and some ^Egood old boy^E7s I'm writ^Aing my will on a t^F#mhree dollar bill in the e^Evening time ^E7

Outro:

^EDon't talk to me^E7 if you're loo^Eking for so^E7mebody to cry on ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7 ^EDon't talk to me^E7 if you're loo^Eking for so^E7mebody to cry on ^E ^E7 ^E ^E7

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (abrupt end)

Beck - Sissyneck