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DYo! GBum rush the Dshow! There's a cop Gsalivating on the Dpatio
BbAnd my mind is in reDmission GThe finger snacks are on disDplay
BbTraveling in your Dspirit GIt's better to be lonely with Dbologna
Hey, stack up the bills The highway is covered with weight-loss pills And I'm eating all the coupons They taste like special skin She's the gal I long for I'd love to smother her with leftovers Now there's a dead kid trying to sleep And the shallow side of things Never looked so deep Well, it's less than you expected 'Cause it's more than you could ever know If you can't pull off bitterness Some slight alienation could be just as good SOLO
BbAnd it's the most depressing Dcop-out GMy eyes did ever Dsee
BbI'd rather be your own BbI'd rather be my own worst Dfriend...
Let me try that one more time!
BbI'd rather be your worst Dfriend GThan my own best eneDmy!