Arctic Monkeys - Teddy picker acoustic

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And it's the ^Fthousandth time and it's^E even bolder, ^AmDon't be surprised when you get bent over, ^FHe told ya, t^Ehat you were gagging for it^{D# F}Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker ^ENot quick enough can I have it quicker? ^AmAlready thick and you're getting thicker ^FLets have a game on the Teddy Picker ^ENot quick enough can I have it quicker? ^D#Already thick and you're getting thicker ^AAsuming that ^F#all things are equal, ^AWho'd want to be^F# men of the people^{A E} When there's people like y^F#ou? ^D#