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[Intro] Em [Verse 1]
Em7 Em We'll ask if we can have six in Em7 Em If not we'll have to have twoEm7 Em Well, you're coming up at our end aren't you? Em7 Em So I'll get one with youEm7 Em Won't he let us have six in?Em7 Em Especially not with the food Em7 Em He could have just told us no, thoughEm7 Em

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He didn't have to be rude Em7 Em You see her with the green dress? Em7 Em She talked to me at the barEm7 Em Well how come it's already two-pound fifty? Em7 Em We've only gone about a yardEm7 Em Didn't you see she were gorgeous? Em7 Em She were beyond belief Em7 Em But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff IceEm7 Em Came and pEmaid for her Tropical Reef
[Chorus]
And I'm sAitting going backwards And I dGidn't want to leave I said "AIt's High Green, mate DVia HEmillsDborough, pEmlease"
[Verse 2]
Em7 Em Well, how funny were that sketch earlier Em7 Em Up near that taxi rank?Em7 Em Oh no, you would have missed it Em7 Em Think it were when you went to the bank Em7 Em These two lads squaring up proper shoutingEm7 Em I were next in the queue Em7 Em The kind of thing that'd seem so silly Em7 Em But not when they've both had a few Em7 Em
[Chorus 2]
Well, cAalm down, temper, temper You shGouldn't get so annoyed Well, you're Aacting like a silly littGle boy Oh, they wAanted to be men And do some fGighting in the street He said "ANo surrender DNo chEmance Dof reEmtreat"
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And so Awhy are they in the taxi? 'Cause I dGidn't want to leave I said "AIt's High Green, mate ViDa HEmillsbDorough, pEmlease!"
[Verse 3]
Em7 Em Drunken plots hatched to jump itEm7 Em Ask around, "Are you sure?"Em7 Em Went for it but the red light was showing Em7 Em And red light indicates doors are seEmcure