^BmFake Tales of ^ASan Fran^Bmcisco ^AEcho ^Bmthrough the room ^{A Bm A} More ^Bmpoint to a ^Awedding ^Bmdisco With^Aout a ^Bmbride or gro^Aom ^{Bm A}

There's a ^Bmsuper cool ^Aband yeah With their ^Bmtrilbies and their ^Aglasses of wh^Bmite win^Ae ^{Bm A} And all the ^Bmweekend roc^Ak stars in the ^Bmtoilets ^APracticing thei^Bmr line^As ^{Bm A}

^BmI don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) ^BmI don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) ^BmI don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) ^BmI don't want to hear you I don't want to hear you

^BmFake Tales of ^ASan Franci^Bmsco ^AEcho thr^Bmough the ai^Ar ^{Bm A} And there's a ^Bmfew bored ^Afaces in the ^Bmback All ^Awishing the^Bmy weren't ^Athere ^{Bm A}

And as the ^Bmmicrophone squea^Aks A young girl's ^Bmtelephone bee^Aps Yeah she's ^Bmdashing for the ex^Ait Oh, she's ^Bmrunning to the ^Astreets out^Bmside "Oh you've ^Asaved me," she ^Bmscreams down the l^Aine "The ^Bmband were f****** ^Awank And I'm not ^Bmhaving a ni^Ace time"

^BmI don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) ^BmI don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) ^BmYeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though So all that's left Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

^B He talks of San Francisco, he's from ^GHunter's Bar I ^Gdon't quite know the distance But I'm ^Esure that's far Yeah, I'm sure that's p^Bretty far^{D5 D#5 E5}

^B Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my ^Gproblem You're not from New York City, you're fro^Em Rotherham So get off the bandwagon, and ^Bput down the handbook ^BYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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