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SONG: Mr. Mistoffelees ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats [spoken] You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat
The Cgreatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
Presto! And we all say:
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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C7 - F - F/A - A# - A#/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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C7 - F - F/A - A# - A#/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!
He is Fquiet, he is

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small, he is G#bla

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ck From his A#ears to the

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tip of his Fta

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il He can Fcreep through

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the tiniest G#cra

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ck He can A#walk on the

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narrowest G#rai

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l
He can A#pick any ca

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rd from a G#pac

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k He is C#equally cunn

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ing with Fdi

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ce He is A#always deci

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eving you Fin

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to believing That he's D#only hunti

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ng for C7mice
He can play any C7trick with a cork Or a spoon and a C7bit of fish paste If you look for a C7knife or a fork And you think it C7is

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merely misplaced
You have Cseen it one moment, and then it is gone! But you find it next week lying out on the lawn!C7
And we all say:
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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C7 - F - F/A - A# - A#/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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C7 - F - F/A - A# - A#/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!
His Fmanner is

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vague and G#alo

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of You would A#think there

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was nobody Fsh

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yer But his Fvoice has bee

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n heard on the G#roo

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f When A#he was curle

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d up by the G#fir

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e
And he's A#sometimes been

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heard by the G#fir

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e When C#he was abou

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t on the Fro

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of (At A#least we all

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heard that Fso

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mebody purred) Which is D#incontes

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table C7proof
Of his singular C7magical powers And I've known the C7family to call Him in from the C7garden for hours When he was aC7sle

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ep in the hall
And Cnot long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hatC7!
And we all say:
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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C7 - F - F/A - A# - A#/C - A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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A C7cat so cle

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ver as Fmagica

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l MiF/Aster M

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istofA#fel

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eeDms!
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the marvelous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Presto!