Adam Sandler - Phone wallet keys

^Em Yeah^Am, yeah, yeah ^{G6 G6/F#} Here we go again ^Em Come on ^Am

^G6 I'm headin' out and ^G6/F#all I'm takin' with me is my ^Emphone, wallet, keys Yeah, ^Amphone, wallet, keys ^G6Just those three things please, need my ^G6/F#phone, wallet, keys Got my ^Emcredit cards in my wallet ^AmGot my phone you can call it ^G6Master lock on my front door ^G6/F#That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for My ^Emphone, wallet, keys, yeah, ^Amphone, wallet, keys ^G6Good things come in threes, need my ^G6/F#phone, wallet, keys

If I'm ^Emgoin' to the zoo I need my (^AmPhone, wallet, keys) If I'm ^G6gettin' a face tattoo I need my (^G6/F#Phone, wallet, keys) If I'm ^Emgoin' out to a weddin' (wedding) If it's ^Amwinter time and I'm sleddin' If I'm ^G6at that daddy daughter dance My ^G6/F#phone, wallet, keys are in my pants I'm ^Emgoin' on vacation to the ^AmWest Indies And ^G6I don't got no luggage just got ^G6/F#phone, wallet, keys I ^Emrode on up to the airport ^AmLady asked for my passport G6 N.C. Fuck, okay

Guess I need my ^Emphone, wallet, passport, keys ^AmPhone, wallet, passport, keys ^G6Now I need four things, bitch please ^G6/F#Phone, wallet, passport, keys I'm ^Emfinally on the plane I'm ridin' ^AmDelta, Delta The ^G6lady farted next to me I ^G6/F#smelt her, I smelt her We ^Emwent up 30 thousand feet ^AmI reclined my fuckin' seat '^G6Bout to watch a movie, stop ^G6/F#I forgot my laptop

N.C.

Motherfucker, damnit

Now I need my laptop, ^Emphone, wallet, passport, keys ^AmLaptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys ^G6Too much shit that's five fuckin' things ^G6/F#Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys I'm ^Emswingin' my shit all over the place I'm ^Amhurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya I'm ^G6caryin' so much shit I got a ^G6/F#hernia, a hernia ^EmNo place to put it, what should I do? ^AmProbably should take my iPad too ^G6What the fuck else did I forget? (

N.C.

Sandman you need tons of shit)

My ^Emtick tacs, my back pack My ^AmZippo lighter, my charge pack My ^G6sun glasses, my hairspray My ^G6/F#headphones (Them Beats by Dre) My ^Emnotebook, my GoPro My ^Amvape pen, my crossbow My ^G6toothpick, my pocketknife Oh ^G6/F#fuck, I forgot my wife

(^EmPhone, wallet, keys) God damn (^AmPhone, wallet, keys) It ^G6used to be so easy With my ^G6/F#phone, my wallet, and my keysy Shit (^EmPhone, wallet, keys) yeah (^AmPhone, wallet, keys) It ^G6used to be a breezy With my ^G6/F#phone, my wallet, and my keysy

My ^Empockets got so heavy now ^AmI'm crampin, I'm crampin' Each ^G6time I leave my house it's like I'm ^G6/F#campin', I'm campin' I'm ^Emmiserable just standin' around I'm ^Amlike a walkin' lost and found You ^G6know I'd rather stay at home where ^G6/F#all I need's my fuckin' phone (^EmPhone, phone, phone) yeah (^AmPhone, phone, phone) Much ^G6happier at home, just ^G6/F#playin' with my phone (^EmPhone, phone, phone) yeah (^AmPhone, phone, phone) Yeah, ^G6I'll just stay at home and ^G6/F#fiddle with my phone on the toilet