Adam Sandler - I was fired

I was f^Eired I was f^E7ired I was fi^Ared, so sad to t^Eell Well I n^Aever saw it co^Emin' I got fi^Ered fr^Bom S^ENL

Between sea^Esons I hear a n^E7asty rumour That ^AI was getting the s^Eack I tr^Aied to call Lorne Mi^Echaels But he ne^Ever ca^Blled me b^Eack

I guess N^EBC had enough of Crazy Sp^E7oonhead And the so^Angs I sang on the n^Eews M^Aaybe they were sick of Can^Etine Boy But I th^Eink they just h^Bate the J^Eews

I was f^Eired Not re^E7hired Well it m^Aade me sad and b^Elue I t^Aold my boy Chris Fa^Erelly I got fired And he said "SA^ENDMAN, THEY ^BFIRED MY ASS ^ETOO!!"

N.C

"Why did I leave the show? Well, Adam..." I got f^Eired I was f^E7ired I was fi^Ared by NBC Then I w^Aent on "In Living Co^Elour" Three weeks la^Eter, they took it o^Bff ^ETV

I was fi^Ered I was fi^E7red--

N.C.

"Hang on, Pete, you work. You work there!"

N.C.

"I wasn't? How is that even possible?"

N.C.

"I dunno, but be patient because it's coming soon."

Well it b^C#mroke my heart to pi^Aeces Cause S^ENL was my h^Bome W^C#mhere could I do my silly vo^Aices now? I n^Eever felt so a^Blone

Well, I was f^Eired I was fir^E7ed N^ABC said that I was d^Eone Then I m^Aade over 4 billion Dollars at the B^Eox Office So I g^Euess you could s^Bay I w^Eon

So I was F^EIRED But tonight, I'm RE^E7HIRED And I'm the hap^Apiest man AL^EIVE Cause it feels so g^Aood to be back with you here tonight Where it ^C#mall began for me Right here on Sa^Eturday N^Bight L^Eive