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EADGBE Asus2 (x02200)E (022100) Dsus2 (xx0230) B' (xxx777) Esus4 (022200) INTRO: ------ E|-5---5-----5-----5------5-----| B|-3-----3-----3-----3----3-----| G|-2-------2-----2-----2--2-----| D|-0----------------------0-----| A|------------------------------| E|------------------------------| CHORUS: -------
Asus2Put on your Eyalmulka, Dsus2here comes EHanukkah It's Asus2so much Efun-akkah, to Dsus2celebrate EHanukkah,
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Asus2Hanukkah Eis the Dsus2Festival of ELights, InsAsus2tead of one day of pEresents, we have eDsus2ight crazy nEights WAsus2hen you feel like the only kEid in townDsus2 without a Xmas tEree, Asus2Here's a list of people who are EJewish, Dsus2just like you aEnd me:
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Asus2David Lee ERoth Dsus2lights the meEnorrah, Asus2So do James ECaan, Kirk Douglas, and the Dsus2late Dinah EShore-ah Asus2Guess who eats toEgether at the Dsus2Carnegie EDeli, Asus2 E Dsus2 E [stop] Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli Asus2Paul Newman's half EJewish; Dsus2Goldie Hawn's half Etoo, Asus2Put them toEgether--what a Dsus2fine lookin' EJew! Esus4 E
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You Dsus2don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" Cause Eyou can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock B' E --both Jewish!
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Asus2Put on your Eyalmulka, it's Dsus2time for EHanukkah, The Asus2owner of the Seattle SuperEsonic-ahs Dsus2celebrates EHanukkah
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Asus2 O.J. ESimpson--Dsus2not a EJew! Asus2 But guess who Eis...Hall of Dsus2Famer--Rod CaErew-- (stop) B' (he converted!) Asus2We got Ann ELanders and her Dsus2sister Dear EAbby, Asus2 E Dsus2 [stop] E Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby! Asus2Some people Ethink that Dsus2Ebeneezer EScrooge is, Asus2Well, he's not, but gEuess who is:Dsus2 All three stEoogEsus4es E
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Dsus2So many Jews are in show biz-- E [stop] B' E Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
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Asus2Tell your friend VeEronica, it's Dsus2time you celebrate EHanukkah I Asus2hope I get a harEmonica, on this Dsus2lovely, lovely EHanukkah So Asus2drink your gin-and-Etonic-ah, Dsus2 [stop] E and smoke your marijuanic-ah, If you Asus2really, really Ewanna-kah, Have a Dsus2happy, happy, Ehappy, happy Asus2Hanukkah