^D5If you're ^E havin' trouble with the high school head He's givin' you the blues ^D, ^E You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed Here's what you gotta do ^D, ^E Pick up the phone I'm always home, call me anytime ^D Just ring ^E three six ^Dtwo, ^Efour three six ^D o ^E I lead a life ^Dof crime ^E

^A5Dirty deeds done ^G5dirt ^A5cheap ^EDirty deeds done ^D dirt ^E cheap ^A5Dirty deeds done ^G5dirt ^A5cheap ^EDirty deeds they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap^D, ^E

You got a broken heart ^D, ^E He's double dealin' with your best friend That's when the tear drops start, fella ^D, ^E Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call ^D, ^E Come right in ^D, ^E, forget about him ^D, ^E We'll have ourselves ^Da ball ^E

^B, ^E, per intro If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts ^D, ^E She keeps naggin' at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts ^D, ^E Pick up the phone, leave her alone It's time you made a stand ^D, ^E For a fee^D, ^E I'm happy to be ^D, ^E Your back ^D door ^E man. Whoo!

Concrete shoes^G5, ^E, cyanide ^A5, ^E, T. N. T. ^E Done ^D dirt ^E cheap Neck-ties ^G5, ^E, contracts ^A5, ^E, high voltage ^E Done ^D dirt ^E cheap

Dirty deeds ^G, ^E, ^A, ^E ) ^E Done ^D dirt ^E cheap ) Repeat They're ready to send ^Ahim on ^E the cruise