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^DWhy ^Abe ^Grea^Alistic? ^DDon't ^Awake me ^Gfrom my ^Adream ^DI ^Awas ^Gindividua^Alistic ^DThey ^Akicked me ^Goff the ^Ateam

We live in a ^Ddump Admit it's a ^Adump Our friends are all ^Dnuts And half of 'em ^Gdrunks And if they're not ^Dnuts Then they're re^Bmtired nuts And ^Gthat might be the ^Ahardest nut

^DMakin' p^Alans ^GThe kind that go aw^Bbry ^A G D A (hold) Got a full life-time supply

^DWhy ^Abe ^Grea^Alistic? ^DDon't ^Awake me ^Gfrom my ^Adream ^DI ^Awas ^Gindividua^Alistic ^DThey ^Akicked me ^Goff the ^Ateam

We're living with ^Dbats What's good about ^Athat? I hear they lay ^Deggs And when the eggs ^Ghatch You gotta believe ^Dthen There's ^Bmrelated madness From the ^Glead that's in the ^Asealing wax

We live in a ^Ddump Admit it's a ^Emdump Our friends are all ^F#mnuts And half of 'em ^Gdrunks And if they're not ^Dnuts Then they're ^Bmretired nuts And ^Gthat might be the ^Ahardest nut We live in a ^Ddump ^{A G A D}