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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] D D [Verse 1]
IDt was so nice throwing big parties Jump into the pool from the balcony
Everyone swimming in a champagne sea
AnDd there are no rules when you show up here Bass beat rattling the chandelier
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year [Pre-Chorus]
So whG*y'd you have to rain on my A*parade? I'm sG*haking my head and locking A*the gates
[Chorus]
This is why we can't have Dnice tEmhings, GdarlAing BDecause you break them IEm had to take them aGwaAy This is why we can't have Dnice Emthings, GhonAey (Oh) DDid you think I wouldn't heEmar all the things you said aboutG me? TAhis is why we can't have nice D*things
[Verse 2]
It Dwas so nice being friends again There I was, giving you a second chance
But you stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand
AnDd therein lies the issue Friends don't try to trick you
Get you on the phone and mind-twist you And so I took an axe to a mended fence [Pre-Chorus]
But I'm noG*t the only friend you've lost A*lately (Mm-mm) If oG*nly you weren't so A*shady
[Chorus]
This is why we can't have nDice tEmhings, GdarliAng (Yeah) BecDause you break them I hEmad to take them aGway TAhis is why we can't have nDice (Nice things) thEmings (Baby),G hoAney DiDd you think I wouldn't heEmar all the things you said about Gme? This is Awhy we can't have
[Bridge]
HerDe's a toast to my reaEml friends TheGy don't care about the hAe-said, she-said And Dhere's to my bEmaby HeG ain't reading what they call mAe lately And Dhere's to my Emmama Had tGo listen to all this Adrama AndD here's to yEmou 'Cause G*forgiveness is a nice thing toA* do
Haha, I can't even say it with a straight face [Chorus]
This is why we can't have nDice tEmhings, GdarliAng (Darling) BeDcause you break them I hEmad to take them aGwaAy This is why we can't have nDice (Uh-uh) Emthings (Oh no), GhoAney (Baby, oh) DiDd you think I wouldn't hear aEmll the things you said aboutG mAe? This is why we can't have Dnice Emthings, GdaArling
(And here's to my real friends)
DBecause you break them EmI had to take them
(And here's to my baby)
NiGce thingAs, honey (He didn't care about that he-said, she-said) DiDd you think I wouldn't hearEm all the things you said aboutG mAe? This is why we can't have nDice tEmhings