Simon & Garfunkel - The big bright green pleasure machine
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|D | | |
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
| | |C |
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
|Bb |
Well there's no need to complain,
|A |
We'll eliminate your pain.
|G |
We can neutralize your brain.
|A | | |
You'll feel just fine now.
|G F | | | |C | |D |
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the bus'ness world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test.
You'll feel just fine now.
|G F | | | |C | |D |
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
A | |G |
You better hurry up and order one
|E | |A |
Our limited supply is very nearly gone.
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
|Bb |
We can end your daily strife
|A |
At a reasonable price.
|G |
You've seen it advertised in Life.
|A | | |
You'll feel just fine now.
|G F | | | |C | |D | |
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!