Intro: D G D G

^A"What's the ^Dfrequency, ^BmKenneth" is your B^Genzedrine, uh-h^Auh ^D ^A ^G ^AI was ^Dbrain-dead, ^Bmlocked out, ^Gnumb, not up to ^Aspeed ^D ^Bm ^E ^GI thought I'd pegged you an ^Aidiot's dream ^GTunnel vision from the ^Aoutsider's screen ^DI never ^Aunderstood ^Dthe fre^Gquency, uh^A-huh ^A ^G ^A ^DYou wore our ^Aexpectations like an ^Darmored ^Gsuit, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^G ^A ^D

A D Bm G A D A *Fill1 G I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, tv, movies, magazines A D Bm G A D Bm *Fill2 E Richard said, "Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy"

^GA smile like the cartoon, ^Atooth for a tooth ^GYou said that irony was the ^Ashackles of youth ^DYou wore a ^Ashirt of ^Dviolent ^Ggreen, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^G ^A ^DI never ^Aunderstood ^Dthe fre^Gquency, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^G ^A

Chords over solo: Bm A (x3) A A G A Solo: (grad. release) e-----------------------------|-------------------------------|- B-----------------------------|--------------7----------------|- G---7b-----(7)----(7)------6--|--6--4--7---------4---4--4--4--|- D-----------------------------|-------------------------------|- A-----------------------------|-------------------------------|- E-----------------------------|-------------------------------|- (grad. bend) e------------------------|-------------------------------|- B------------------------|-------------------------------|- G---4------7b---(7)--4---|--7b------------------7--------|- D-------7----------------|-------------------------7--7--|- A------------------------|-------------------------------|- E------------------------|-------------------------------|- e---------------------|----------------|-------------|------------------------| B------------------7--|----------------|---7---------|------------------------| G------4---4---7------|--4---7h6---7---|----------4--|-9b----(9)--7-----------| D--7------------------|----------------|-------------|---------------9--(9)\7-| A---------------------|----------------|-------------|------------------------| E---------------------|----------------|-------------|------------------------| e------------------------|------------|- B------------------------|------8b----|- G------------------------|------7b----|- D--5------------7b--(7)--|------------|- A------------------------|------------|- E------------------------|------------|- A D Bm G A D A *Fill1 G "What's the frequency, Kenneth" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh A D Bm G A D Bm *Fill2 E Butterfly decal, rearview mirror, dogging the scene

^GYou smile like the cartoon, ^Atooth for a tooth ^GYou said that irony was the ^Ashackles of youth ^DYou wore a ^Ashirt of ^Dviolent ^Ggreen, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^G ^A ^DI never ^Aunderstood ^Dthe fre^Gquency, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^G ^A ^DYou wore our ^Aexpectations like an ^Darmored ^Gsuit, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^GI couldn't ^Aunderstand ^DYou said that ^Airony was the ^Dshackles of ^Gyouth, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^GI couldn't ^Aunderstand ^DYou wore a ^Ashirt of ^Dviolent ^Ggreen, uh-^Ahuh ^A ^GI couldn't ^Aunderstand ^DI never ^Aunderstood,^D don't f^Guck with m^Ae, uh-huh ^A ^G ^A

End on D. Fill 1: e------------------ B------------------ G----9b---(9)------ D--------------7--- A------------------ E------------------ Fill 2: e----------------- B----------------- G----------------- D------5h4-------- A-------------7--- E----------------- Rhythm Fill 1: w/ amp tremolo e------------------------- B------------------------- G-----2------------------- D-----2------------------- A-----0------------------- E------------------------- ------- CRUSH WITH EYELINER Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us) Formatted by: Chris Bray (csb1@engr.uark.edu) Intro: A (with feedback, etc) A G D (x 2 with delay)

^AI ^Gknow ^Dyou ^AI ^Gknow you've ^Dseen her ^AShe's a ^Gsad t^Domato ^AShe's three ^Gmiles of bad ^Droad ^AWalking ^Gdown the ^Dstreet ^AWill I ^Gnever meet ^Dher ^AShe's a ^Greal woman-^Dchild ^AOh my ^Gkiss breath t^Durpentine

^EI ^Aam ^Gsmit^Aten ^EI'm the ^Areal ^Gthing (I'm the real thing) ^EHave you ^Aseen her ^Gcome ^Aaround ^GMy crush with eyeliner

^AI'^Gm i^Dmbibed ^AI'm ^Ginfatu^Dated ^AIt's all ^Gtoo much pr^Dessure ^AShe's all ^Gthat I can ^Dtake ^AWhat position ^Gshould I ^Dwear ^ACop ^Gan a^Dttitude (Fake her) ^AHow can ^GI conv^Dince her (Fake her) ^AThat I'm ^Ginvented ^Dtoo, yeah

^EI ^Aam ^Gsmit^Aten ^EI'm the ^Areal ^Gthing (I'm the real thing) ^EWe ^Aall ^Ginvent ^Aourselves ^Gand you know me

BRIDGE: B,A (2x) D,high E,G (Solo over bridge): e-------7------------------ B--5bhr---5--3--3bhr------- (2x) then G---------------------5-2-0 e------------------------------------------ B ------7----7-----7-------9-----9-----9--- G-sl/7----7----7-----7sl/9---9-----9-----9- G D-----------7----7-------------9-----9-----

^AYeah, she's a ^Gsad t^Domato ^AShe's three ^Gmiles of bad ^Droad ^AShe's her ^Gown in^Dvention (She's her own invention) ^AThat gets me^G in the t^Dhroat ^AWhat can I ^Gmake my^Dself be ^ALife ^Gis s^Dtrange, yeah (Life is strange) ^AWhat can I ^Gmake my^Dself be (Fake her) ^ATo ^Gmake her ^Dmine

^EI ^Aam ^Gsmitt^Aen ^EI'll ^Ado a^Gnything (I'll do anything) ^EA ^Akiss breath ^Gturpent^Aine, ^Gmy crush with eyeliner

^EI ^Aam ^Gsmitt^Aen ^EYou ^Aknow ^Gme (Yeah, you know me) ^EI ^Acould be your ^GFranken^Astein ^Gmy crush with eyeliner

^EI ^Aam ^Gsmit^Aten ^EI'm the ^Areal ^Gthing (I'm the real thing) ^EWon't ^Ayou be my^G valen^Atine ^GMy crush with eyeliner

E A G A E A G E A G A G End on E. ------- KING OF COMEDY Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)

^DMake your money with a suit and tie ^AMake your money with a t^Brue d^Aenial ^CMake your money with expert advice,^G ^GIf y^Aou can w^Bing ^Ait (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)

^DMake your money with a power ply ^AMake your money with a ^Bbuyout ^Abribe ^CMake it lie ^G ^Gas ^Along as you ^Bmean ^Ait

Chorus:

^GI'm not ^CKing of Comedy^G ^GGrease the pig, ^Cgive a squeeze^G (squeeze me)

^DMake your money with exploitation ^AMake it holy ill^Bumin^Aation ^CSay a prayer at every station ^G ^GDon't forget to ^Aask for ^Bmer^Acy

^DMake your money with a pretty face ^AMake it easy with product ^Bplace^Ament ^CMake it charged with controversy ^G ^GI'm straight, I'm ^Aqueer, I'm ^Bbi ^A

^GI'm not ^Cking of comedy^G, ^GI'm not your ^Cmagazine, ^G ^GI'm not your ^Ctelevision ^G

Bridge:
G5 Slide (8x)

^DMake your money, make it rich ^Amake it young and make ^Bit ^Aquick ^CMake your money on the jukebox, baby, ^G ^Glet's ^Apick ^Bup ^Asticks

^DMake your enemies make your moves ^AMake your critics stum^Bble ^Athrough ^CMake it smart and make it schmooze ^G ^GMake it ^Alook ^Beas^Ay

^GI'm not ^Cking of comedy^G, ^GI'm not your ^Cmagazine, ^G ^GI'm not your ^Ctelevision ^G ^GI'm not your ^Cmovie screen ^G ^GI'm not comm^Codity ^G (all together now)

Following chords are picked:
^GI'm not comm^Codity ^G ^GI'm not comm^Codity ^G ^GI'm not comm^Codity ^G ^GI'm not comm^Codity ^G

----- I DON'T SLEEP, I DREAM Chords/Tab by: Trygve Sandven Haaland (db39@oliven.bih.no) and Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us) Riff: e---0--7--0------------0- B----5--5---5sl/3--0h3--- G-0---4--4--------------- (8x) D------------------------0

^RiffI'm looking for an interruption, do you believe You looking, did my dreams Be prepared for anything You come into my little scene Hooray hooray hip hip hooray There's one thing I can guarantee: You won't have to dig, dig too deep

^GSaid^Em leave me to lay, but touch me deep, ^GI d^Emon't sleep, I dream ^GI'l^Eml settle for a cup of coffee, but^G yo^Emu know what I really need

^RiffAre you looking to drive my dreams You here to run my screens You come, deliver my demons Hooray hooray hip hip hooray Are you coming to ease my headache Do you give good head Am I good in bed

^GI ^Emdon't know, I guess so ^GI ^Emdon't sleep, I dream ^GI'l^Eml settle for a cup of coffee, but^G you^Em know what I really need

^RiffI'm looking for an interruption, can you believe Some medicine for my headache Hooray hooray hip hip hooray I'm pitching for a new direction Pinch me when I wake Don't tell me my dreams are fake

^Gyou^Em leave me to lay, you touch me deep, ^GI ^Emdon't sleep, I dream ^GI'l^Eml settle for a cup of coffee, but^G yo^Emu know what I really need

^GLea^Emve me to lay, but touch me deep, ^GI d^Emon't sleep, I dream ^GI'l^Eml settle for a cup of coffee, but^G you^Em know what I really need

Riff to end ------ STAR 69 Intro: | B | E | A | F# | x2

^BYou don't have to ^Etake the ^Abar ^F#exam to ^Bsee ^E ^A ^F# ^BWhat you ^Edid is ^AIgnor^F#amus 1 ^B 0 ^E 3 ^A ^F# ^BWhere have I ^Egot to ^Ahang my ^F#hat ^Byou don't have ^Eline to me all this ^Ajust to be your ^F#friend. ^BI was there to ^Etell you ^A ^F# ^Bextortion and ^Earson, ^Apetty ^F#larceny.

^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^A ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#hung up my line. ^A

Star 69. | B | E | A | F# | x2

^BI know all ^Eabout the ^Awarehouse ^F#fire. ^BI know squ^Eirrelies didn't ^Achew the ^F#wire. ^BThree people ^Ehave my number, the ^Aother two were ^F#with me. ^BI don't ^Estand tall, but ^AI'm not your ^F#patsy. ^BThis time you ^Ehave gone too ^Afar with ^F#me.

^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^A ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#hung up my line. ^A

Star 69.

Break:

B-3bw3r(pickoff)0-

| B | E | A | F# | x2

^BWhy'd you ^Eput your ^Aquarter ^F#down on ^Bme ^E ^A ^F# ^BThis reads like some ^Edark ^AInside ^F#Edition, Hard ^BCopy. ^E ^A ^F# ^BI can't be your ^Echaracter witness, ^AI can't be your ^F#alibi. ^BDon't arrange the ^EFBI, here this spy ^Aversus ^F#spy. ^BYou my ^Efriend are ^Aguilty as can ^F#be.

^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^A ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#hung up my line. ^A ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^A ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI know you ^F#called. ^BI can't be ^F#your alibi. ^A | B | E | A | F# | Star 69.

------ STRANGE CURRENCIES TABed by Steve Krulewtz (skrul@csugrad.cs.vt.edu) Thanks to Chris Bray (csb1@engr.uark.edu) for lyrics and first draft of TAB. Fill: e-|----------- B-|----------- G-|----------- D-|--2p0---0-- A-|------3---- E-|----------- Pattern 1: C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 e-|--------3-----------3-----------3-----------3------ B-|------1---1-------1---1-------1---1-------1---1---- G-|------------0---2-------2-----------0---2-------2-- D-|----2---------3-------------2---------3------------ A-|--3-----------------------3------------------------ E-|--------------------------------------------------- Pattern 2: C Fmaj7 Am7 Dm G e-|--------3-----------------------1-----------3------ B-|------1---1-------1-----1-----3---3-------3---3---- G-|------------0---2-----0-----2-------2---0-------0-- D-|----2---------3-----2-----0------------------------ A-|--3------------------------------------------------ E-|--------------------------------------3------------ Fill, Pattern 1

^{Pattern 1}I don't know why you're mean to me ^{Pattern 2}When I call on the telephone ^{Pattern 1}and I don't know what you mean to me but I want to turn you on, ^{Pattern 2}turn you up, figure you out, want to take you on

These ^Cword^Gs, ^F ^C ^F "You will be ^Gmine" These ^Cword^Gs, ^F "Y^Cou will be ^Dmmine, all the ^Gtime"

Fill

^{Pattern 1}The Fool might be my middle name ^{Pattern 2}But I'd be foolish not to say ^{Pattern 1}Going to make whatever it takes, ring you up, call you down, sign your name, secret love ^{Pattern 2}Couldn't I take you in and make you mine

These ^Cword^Gs, ^F ^C ^F "You will be ^Gmine" These ^Cword^Gs, ^F "Y^Cou will be ^Dmmine, all the ^Gtime", oh

^AmI tripped and ^Gfell, ^Am did I ^Gfall ^AmWhat I want you to fee^Fmaj7l, ^Am7 ^Dm I want^G to feel it now

^{Pattern 1}You know with love come strange currencies ^{Pattern 2}And here is my appeal: ^{Pattern 1}I need a chance, a second chance, a third chance, a fourth chance, a word, a signal, a nod, a little breath ^{Pattern 2}just to fool myself, catch myself, to make it real, real

These ^Cword^Gs, ^F ^C ^F "You will be ^Gmine" These ^Cword^Gs, ^F "Y^Cou will be ^Dmmine, all the ^Gtime", oh These ^Cword^Gs, ^F ^C ^F "You will be ^Gmine" These ^Cword^Gs ^Fhaunt me, hunt me ^Cdown, catch in my ^Dmthroat, make me pray, say love^G's combined, oh

C G F C F G C G F C Dm G Fill End on a C chord ------- TONGUE Tab by : Trygve Sandven Haaland Capo on 1st fret => E = F, A=Bb etc.

^Ecall my ^Aname, ^Ehere I c^Aome. ^E90 to n^Aothing, ^G#mwatch me run.

you call. I am ashamed to say. ugly girls know their fate. anybody can get laid. you want a room with a fire escape. I want to tell you how much I hate this.

^Ddon't leave^G that s^Dtuff all over ^Gme. ^D ^F#m ^GIt p^F#mains ^Ame

please just leave it. I should toss that vanity license plate. toss that make-up painted face. box those poems, chocolate cake. scratch that name on the record player. please just leave me be. don't lay that stuff all over me. it crawls all over. all over me. Chords over solo: (Dsus2) (A) E A G F#m-A call my name, here I come. your last ditch lay, will I never learn caramel turn on a dusty apology. it crawls all over me. you turn all over. it pains me. please just leave it. ------ BANG AND BLAME (Liberated from January 1995 _Guitar for the Practicing Musician_) (Buy it for a more complete version) TABed by: Chris Bray (csb1@engr.uark.edu) Chords used: Amadd2: xx7500 G6: xx5430 A, C, G, B, Bb chords: Use E-shaped barre chords...

Intro

: (Gtr. 1: w/ light dist. & delay set at 484 milliseconds) Am E-|----------------------------|-------------------------| B-|----------------------------|-------------------------| G-|-o----5---(5)---(5)---(5)---|--(5)---(5)---(5)---(5)--| D-|-o----7---(7)---(7)---(7)---|--(7)---(7)---(7)---(7)--| A-|----------------------------|-------------------------| E-|----------------------------|-------------------------|

G5 E-|-------------------------|----------------------------| B-|-------------------------|----------------------------| G-|---7---(7)---(7)---(7)---|--(7)---(7)---(7)---(7)---o-| D-|---5---(5)---(5)---(5)---|--(5)---(5)---(5)---(5)---o-| A-|-------------------------|----------------------------| E-|-------------------------|----------------------------|

Gtr2 (Clean tone)
: ^Amadd2 If you could see yourself now, baby ^G6 it's not my fault. You used to be^Amadd2 so in control. ^G6 You're going to roll right over this one. Just roll me o^G6ver, let me go. You're laying blame. ^Amadd2 Take this as no, no, no, no, no.

You ^Abang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang then ^Ablame, blame, blame. ^G ^AYou bang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang. It's ^B not my thing so ^Bblet it go. ^A ^G6

^Amadd2 If you could see yourself now baby, ^G6 the tables have turned. the whole world hin^Amadd2ges on your swings. your ^G6secret life of indiscreet discr^Amadd2etions. I'd turn the screw ^G6 and leave the screen. Don't point your fin^Amadd2ger. You ^G6know that's not my thing. You came to

^Abang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang then ^Ablame, blame, blame. ^G ^AYou bang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang. It's ^Badd4 not my thing so let it go now.

Interlude

: (Gtr w/ distorted tone): E5 let ring... E-|----------0---------|--------0--------------| B-|----------0---0-----|-----------0-----------| G-|-o--------9------9--|--------------8------o-| then.... D-|-o--9--9------------|--9--9-----------9---o-| A-|----7--7------------|--9--9-----------------| E-|----0--0------------|--7--7-----------------| |----------- Play Three Times ------------|

let ring... E-|---------0-----|---------------0----------| B-|------------0--|-(0)--------------0-------| G-|---------------|------6--------------6----| D-|---7--7--------|------------------------7-| A-|---7--7--------|----------7---------------| E-|---5--5--------|--------------------------|

Gtr2 (Clean tone)
: ^AmYou've got a little worry. ^G5 I know it all too well. ^AmI've got your number, but so ^G5 does every kiss-and-tell who ^Amadd2dares to cross your threshold, or ^G6happens on your way, Stop laying blame. ^Amadd2 You k^G6now that's not my thing.

^Amadd2(Ooh.)______________^G6_ ^Amadd2(Ooh.)_______________ You k^G6now that's not my thing.

You came to ^Abang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang, then ^Ablame, blame, blame. ^G ^A Bang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang. It's ^B not my thing so ^Bblet it go.

You ^Abang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang, then ^Ablame, blame, blame. ^G ^A Bang, bang, bang, ^C bang, bang. It's ^B not my thing so ^Bblet it go. ^E

A G6

You ^Amadd2kiss on me, tug on me, ^G6rub on me, jump on me, You ^Amadd2bang on me, beat on me, ^G6hit on me, let go on me, ^Amadd2(Ooh.)_______________^G6_ You let go on me. ^Amadd2(Ooh.)_______________^G6_

^Amadd2(Ooh.)___________________________________^G6__ E-|------0h5p0-------0h5p0---|--------------|---3p0---------3p0-| B-|----5-----------5---------|-- --|--------3p0--------| G-|-o------------------------|-- % --|-------------4-----| D-|-o------------------------|-- --|-------------------| A-|--------------------------|-- --|-------------------| E-|--------------------------|--------------|-------------------|

Repeat and fade... E-|-(0)--3p0----3p0---3p0-----| B-|---------------------------| G-|-------------------------o-| Rest approx. 15 seconds then... D-|-------------------------o-| A-|---------------------------| E-|---------------------------| Repeat and fade... E-|----------2---------------|--------------------| B-|-------0---------------3--|--(3)---------------| G-|-o-----------0----4-------|------------------o-| The End. D-|-o--4---------------------|------------------o-| A-|--------------------------|--------------------| E-|--------------------------|--------------------| (w/light dist. & amp vibrato) ------- I TOOK YOUR NAME Chords/tab by : Trygve Sandven Haaland

^D ^E I wore the clothes you wanted ^D ^E I took your name ^D ^E If there is some confusion, ^D ^E who's to blame

^D ^E I signed your living will ^D ^E I smiled your face ^D ^E I'm ready to close the book on ^D ^E NASA and outer space

^C If there is ^Asome conf^Dusion ^Ewho's to blame ^C ^A ^D ^Ewho's to blame

^D ^E I sequenced your arrival ^D ^E I sealed your fate ^D ^E I pushed the button ^D ^E and erased your master tape

^D ^E I wrote the sales pitch ^D ^E I threw the grey switch ^D ^E I dragged your big-assed ^D ^E dirty robbed car out of that ditch

^C If there is ^Asome conf^Dusion ^Ewho's to blame ^C ^A ^D ^Ewho's to blame

Break:
B-------------------9>7---------------7>5-- G--9-9-9-9>11-11-11-----7-7-7-7>9-9-9------ D--9-9-9-9>11-11-11-----7-7-7-7>9-9-9------ repeat A--7-7-7-7>9--9--9------5-5-5-5>7-7-7------

C A D E (repeat)

^D ^E I crossed your great divide ^D ^E I stirred your ocean's tide ^D ^E I called your bluff until ^D ^E I blew your circuits wide

^D ^E I'll be your albatross, ^D ^E devil dog, Jesus Lord ^D ^E I don't wanna be Iggy Pop ^D ^E but if that's what it takes

^C If there is ^Asome conf^Dusion ^C If there is ^Asome conf^Dusion ^C If there is ^Asome conf^Dusion ^Ewho's to blame ^C ^A ^D ^Ewho's to blame

----- LET ME IN

^EmYeah, all those stars drip down like ^D/F#butter, ^Emin promi^G5ses, a ^D/F#sea. ^EmWe hold out our pans, lift our hands to ^D/F#catch them. ^EmWe eat them up, ^G5drink them up, ^D/F#up, up, up

^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Amin. ^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Emin.

^EmI only wish that I could hear you whisper ^D/F#down, ^Emmister fisherman, ^G5to a less peculiar ^D/F#ground. ^EmHe gathered up his loved ones and he brought ^D/F#them all around ^Emto say good^G5bye, nice ^D/F#try.

^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Amin. yeah yeah yeah ^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Emin. Let me in.

Break:
D/F#

^EmI had a mind to try to ^D/F#stop you. Let me in. Let me in. ^EmI've got tar on my ^G5feet and I ^D/F#can't see. ^EmAll the birds look down and ^D/F#laugh at me. ^EmClumsy, crawling ^G5out of my ^D/F#skin.

^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Amin. yeah yeah yeah ^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Emin. ^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Amin. yeah yeah yeah ^AmHey^Gyy^Cyy^Amy, ^Glet ^Cme ^Emin.

------- CIRCUS ENVY Chords by: Trygve Sandven Haaland (db39@oliven.bih.no) and Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)

Use power chords

Riff:

(I've got 2 versions, let me know which sounds better) From Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us): Riff:

Drop-D tuning

d--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10- A--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10- (repeat) D--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10-

From Trygve Sandven Haaland (db39@oliven.bih.no): Riff: G --2-2-0-2---2-2-0-2-3-2-0-- D --0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0--

^RiffHere comes that awful feeling again Welcome the ugly animal. I hold my breath to what you sing, My pyro b-ba-ba ball and chain, I'm not afraid, I messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up

^AI've got my^G telescope head in the haystack ^AI'm getting tired of your ^Gdodgeball circus act A G NC Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command

^RiffHere comes that awful feeling again Make way for monster jealousy The strong man kicked sand into my breakfast cereal bowl I'd spelled your name with Oatios, he messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up

^AI've got my^G telescope head in the haystack ^AI'm getting tired of your ^Gdodgeball circus act A G NC Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command

Bridge: | A | C | D | F | A | C | D | E | | A | C | D | F | A | C | D | E |

^RiffIf I were you I'd really run from me I really really wish that I were you I'd give this a crunchy and drop a load on your head This monster in me makes me wish you'd messed it, messed it up

^AI've got my^G telescope head in the haystack ^AI'm getting tired of your ^Gdodgeball circus act ^APut pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark A G NC Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command

Bridge: | A | C | D | F | A | C | D | E | | A | C | D | F | A | C | D | E | (you're mean, mean, mean you tease, tease, tease me)

Continue with the bridge progression until end.
If I were you I'd really run from me I'd really really wish that I were you When I get loose I'll climb a tree and drop a load on your head This monster in me makes me retch, you messed it, messed it up

(you're mean, mean, mean you tease, tease, tease me) Do you smell jealousy Do you smell jealousy, jealousy, jealousy

End on riff.

------ YOU From Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us): 'You' off Monster is Dm, Gm for the verse and it holds Am for awhile and goes to C for the chorus (I think)...with a Dm riff during the verses (the notes are pretty much in the chord, hammer-on on the 2nd fret of G string and open D string). Let the sun beat through the clouds, Let me kiss you on the mouth. All my childhood toys with chew marks in from a smile. Let me hold your syrup close to mine. Let me watch you, Hollywood and Vine. And I want you like the movies, touch me now. I love you crazy, just keep on. I love you madly, just keep watch. You wipe my lips, You turn me on. My attentions are turned to you. Did I dream you were a tourist in the Arizona sun I can see you there with luna moths and watermelon gum. I woke up in the sleeping bag, With nowhere else to run. You're standing in the bathroom telling me its all in fun. I love you crazy, just keep on. I love you madly, just keep watch. You wipe my lips, You turn me on. My attentions are turned to you. I can whisper in your ear. I can write a calendar year I can wing around your Saturn smile, shut out the moon I walked the tension wire line. And I learned to disrespect the signs. And I want you like a Pisces rising, even though I love you crazy, just keep on. I love you madly, just keep watch. You wipe my lips, You turn me on. My attentions are turned to you.