^GBump, bump, bump, bump..a ^Adump, dump, dump, dump, dump.. [Verse 1] NAME was^D afraid to come out of the^A water.. Afraid that his girl would see. ^D For NAME didn't have much to start^G with..

and cold^A water really made it disap^Dpear. [Chorus] ^DHe has an ^Aitsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, ^Dlittle pecker for a weenie.. ^Aeven small when it was^D fully erect. An ^Aitsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, ^Dhalf a piece of fettuccine.. ^AYou couldn't even see it when it^D was erect

he had a^D date with a hot looking m^Aama. they parked their car and st^Darted messing around. she reached down to grab hold of h^Gis salami.. And cocktai^Dl sausage wa^As all that^D she found

^DHe has an ^Aitsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, ^Dlittle pecker for a weenie.. ^Aeven small when its fu^Dlly erect. the^Are's no way that he could plea^Dse her, probably couldn't even tease her ^AYou couldn't even see it when it^D's erect (two, three, four, where'd you get that open sore.)

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(Pause) this song has a happy ending want to hear it? [Verse 3] Now NAME fi^Dnally found his solution. ^A he's found a girl who thinks h^De's got game ^Dshe comes whenever he calls her. ^G And chiq^Duiata the ch^Aihuahua is her ^Dname.

^DHe has an ^Aitsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, ^Dlittle pecker for a weenie.. ^Aeven small when its fu^Dlly erect. An ^AItsy bitsy teenie weenie, disa^Dppears just like Houdini ^AYou couldn't even see it when it^D's erect