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The Battle Of Kookamonga:Homer And Jethro. #14 in 1959. (Capo 1st fret.) #1.
CIn nineteen and fifty-nine we Ftook a little hike, with Gour scout master down to CLake Oneeganite. CWe took a little pizza and we Ftook some saurkrauts, and we Gmarched along together till we Cheard the Girl Scouts.
CHORUS:
CWe are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. Our mothers sent us here for to Gstudy nature's Cways. CWe learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together. But if we catch the girls then we'll Gset the woods aCblaze.
(And I was mad because me mother sent me up here, ha-ha-ha.) #2.
CWell, we crept up to the water and we Fsee the girls a-swimmin. There Gmusta been a hundred of them Cpretty young women. CThey looked so fine even Fbirds forgot to sing.. we Glay down in the Poison Oak and Cdidn't say a thing.
(Hey will one of you fellas scratch my back?) CHORUS:
CWe are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. Our mothers sent us here for to Gstudy nature's Cways. CWe learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together. But if we catch the girls then we'll Gset the woods aCblaze.
INTERLUDE: #3.
CWell, our counselor said we could Ftake them by surprise, if we Gdidn't say a word till we Clooked them in the eyes. CWe kept real still and we Fhad our eyes a-glued.. we Gsaw how they were dressed..they were Cswimming in the.. Gwelllll, now...
CHORUS:
CWe are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. Our mothers sent us here for to Gstudy nature's Cways. CWe learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together. But if we catch the girls then we'll Gset the woods aCblaze.
#4.
CWell, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles. They ran through the bushes where a Grabbit couldn't Cgo. CThey ran so fast even we couldn't catch them, and we can even hike all the Gway to BuffCalo.
(Hey, fellas wait for me!) #5.
CWell, we ran right after them till Feveryone was pooped.. so, we Grested for a moment and our Cforces we regrouped. CThen we saw the girls beFhind some evergreens, Gcaptured by a company of CUnited States Marines.
(Aww! Those big guys get everything.) CHORUS:
CWe are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. Our mothers sent us here for to Gstudy nature's Cways. CWe learned to make sparks by rubbing (girls)sticks together. But if we catch the girls then we'll Gset the woods aCblaze.
#6.
CWell, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles. They ran through the bushes where a Grabbit couldn't Cgo. CThey ran so fast even we couldn't catch them, and we can even hike all the Gway to BuffCalo.
OUTRO: C C-rootie-toot-toot, C-rootie-toot-toot..
ahhh, we are the boys from the GBoy Scout Ctroop. CWe don't smoke and we don't chew.. and we don't go with, the Ggirls that Cdo.(CFaGdeC.)
A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.