^CIn olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as ^Gsomething ^Cshocking..now, heaven ^Fknows, ^Dm7any-^Fmthing ^Cgoes.^{D G} Good ^Cauthors, too, who once knew better words, now only use ^Gfour ^Cletter words, writting ^Fprose, ^Dm7any-^Fmthing ^Cgoes.

The ^Bmworld ^Bhas gone ^Emad, today, and good's ^Bbad, today and black's ^Ewhite, today, and day's ^Bnight, today.. and most ^Eguys, today, that women ^Bprize, today, are just ^Dsilly gigol^Gos. ^F

So ^Cthough I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer when I ^Fpropose.. ^Fanything ^Abgoes - anything ^Dbgoes - anything ^F#goes.. anything ^Dbgoes - anything ^Abgoes - anything ^Bgoes^Ab. ^{Db Ab C}

^CJust think of those ^Fshocks you've got and those ^Cknocks you've got and those ^Fblues you've got from that ^Cnews you've got and those ^Fpains you've got, if any ^Cbrains you've got from those ^Eblittle ^Abradios.

^DThough I'm ^Anot a ^Dgreat romancer I know that you're bound to answer when I ^Gpropose..(^Awhen I pro^Empose)..^Ganything ^Dgoes.

^EmAnything ^Ggoes..^Aanything ^Dgoes..(Fade.)