^EmBotox and nose drops and needles for knitting, ^EmWalkers and handrails and new dental fittings, ^AmBundles of mag^D7-a-zines tied up i^Gn string, ^{C G}These are a few o^Emf my fav-o-rit^Ame things. ^B

^EmCadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, ^EmPolident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, ^AmPacemakers, golf ^D7carts and porches w^Gith swings, ^{C G}These are a few o^Emf my favorite^Am things. ^B

^Em When the pipes leak, ^Am When the bon^Des creak, ^G When the knees go bad, ^{C C}I simply re-memb^Der my favorite thi^Gngs, ^C And the^Cn I don't feel so^D bad. ^G

^EmHot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, ^EmNo spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, ^AmBathrobes and heatin^D7g pads and hot meals they^G bring, ^{C G}These are a few o^Emf my favorite ^Amthings. ^B

^EmBack pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin', ^EmThin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', ^AmAnd we won't menti^D7on our short shrun^Gken frames, ^{C G}When we re-member o^Emur favorite thing^Ams. ^B

^Em When the joints ache, ^Am When the hip^Ds break, ^GWhen the eyes grow dim, ^{C C}Then I re-memb^Der the great life ^GI've had, ^C And the^Cn I don't feel so ^Dbad. ^G