^DbVelma: What ever happened to fair dealing and pur^Dbme ethics, and nic^Ab(sus)e manners ^Ab7 Db Db+5 Gbm/Db Gbm/Eb Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class? ^Ab7Matron: ^DbClass? Whatever happened to please may I and ^Dbmyes thank you ^Ab(sus)and how charming? ^Ab7 Db Db+5 Gbm/Db Gbm/Eb Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass. Whatever happened to class? ^C7Velma: Class!

^BbBoth: Ah there ain't no gentlemen to open up the ^Amdoors. There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and ^Gmwhores, and even ^C9kids 'll kick you down so's they can ^Ampass. ^{D7 Gm7}Nobody's ^Gm7/Cgot ^C7no ^Dbclass.

^DbVelma: Whatever happened to old values - Matron: and fi^Dbmne ethics - Velma: and go^Ab(sus)od breeding? ^Ab7 Db Db+5 Gbm Matron: Now no one even says oops when they're passing their gas ^Gbm/EbBoth: Whatever happened to class? ^C7Class!

^B7Both: Ah there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any ^Amuse. And any girl'd touch your privates for a ^Gmdeuce. And even k^C9ids'll kick your shins and give ya ^Amsass (and even kid'll kick your shins and give you ^Gmsass) Nobody's got ^C7no c^Bblass

Velma: All you read about today is ^Amrape and theft - Matron: Jesus ^GmChrist! Matron: ^Gm7/CAin't there no ^C9decency ^Amleft? ^D7- Both: ^GmNobody's^Gm7/C got ^C7no ^Dmclass Matron: Every guy is a ^Bbm/Dbsnot - Velma: Every girl is a ^F/Ctwat Matron: ^G7Holy ^C7shit - Velma: Holy Shit - Matron: What a ^Cdimshame - Velma: What a shame Both: What ^C7became of ^Bbclass? ^Fmaj7