MISC CARTOONS - VEGGIETALES - WHERE HAVE ALL THE STAPLERS GONE UKULELE CHORDS

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A pain to transpose, but here it is so no one else has to go the misery. Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?" Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting. Petunia: No. No, we don't.

Larry: H^Dmave you seen the sci^A7ssors, miss? ^D Petunia: Th^Fey're in the bottom dra^Gwer Larry: I^Bb tried that drawer but they're the^Fre no more Petunia: That's odd Larry: I^Gm know I thought for s^Dmure Petunia: Have you seen the maski^A7ng tape? Larry: I^Ft's right next to the phon^Ge Petunia: T^Bbhat's what I thought but no^Fw's it not ^GI guess I should have know^Cn Together: O^Chhh^Abh... Where have all the st^Bbmaplers gone? ^Eb7What happened to our pa^Abper clips? Petunia: T^Fmhe ballpoint pens are g^Bbmone again Larry: They're gone again Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick ^Bdim Do you remember when... Larry: ^FmThe rubber bands were ^C7in their place? Petunia: T^Abhey're in the middle drawer^Bb Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer Larry: L^Dbight bulbs easy ^Abto replace Petunia: Yes! Larry: ^BbmThere were always m^Fmore Petunia: ^FmReams of paper r^C7aining down Paper: Raining, raining down Together: L^Abegal pads a plenty ^Bb Legal Pads: We're legal Petunia: Hig^Dbhlighters in e^Abvery hue Larry: I remember! Together: N^Bbmever less than tw^Ebenty ^BOhhhh... Where have all the sta^C#mplers gone? ^F#7What happened to our pa^Bper clips? Larry: ^G#mThe ballpoint pens are ^C#mgone again Petunia: They're gone again Together: We've run out of packing slips^Ddim Petunia: S^Cmomeday my prints will come Larry: Pl^Gease replace the toner Petunia: S^Cmomeday we'll find more of Larry: O^Gur manila folders Petunia: S^Ebomeday my prints will come Larry: W^Bbhere's the printer cable? Petunia: S^Ebomeday we'll find more of Together: ^Ab/BbAdhesive shipping labels^Bb

^C ^COhhhh... Where have all the sta^Dmplers gone? ^G7What happened to our pa^Cper clips? Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips Larry: ^AmThe ballpoints are g^Dmone again Petunia: They're gone again Together: ^BdimThe Sharpies all have fla^F/Gttened ti^Gps ^CWhere have all the staplers gone^Am?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: of the Staplers.