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-Standard Tuning- -Capo 1st Fret- -Chords Are Played As Follows:- C: 320003 Fadd9: x32003 G: xx0232 [Intro] C, Fadd9 (Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk. [Chorus]
Bring jCoy to the Fadd9world; it's the tChing to Fadd9do. But the wCorld does not revFadd9olve around Cyou Don't Fadd9be a jGerk It's CChristmas.
[Chorus] There's a sign above the line that says "Express" That means ten items or less Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas. [Verse 1]
Be nice to Fadd9babies and animals, old folks too Cuz tChat's how you'd like them to treat you Fadd9Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wGreck the house when you deck the halls.
[Chorus] Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas. It's Christmas! [Verse 2] When others are talking never interrupt Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky). [Chorus] Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas. [Chorus] Santa brought nearly every gift on your list Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas. It's Christmas! Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.