^CI just bought me a great long ticket I'm ^D7gonna use it at 4 p m So y^G7ou can call your secret love and b^Creak the news to him. You talked your little romance but ^D7on the strict Q T so if you w^Fant your freedom, ^Cp.d.^A7q. Di^D7vorce me ^G7C.O.^CD. ^C7

I won't be ^Fround, to hear you ^Ccry I'm Texas b^D7ound, and bye and ^G7bye. You can ^Creach me down in Dallas, g^D7eneral delivery so if you w^Fant your freedom, ^Cp.d.^A7q. Di^D7vorce me ^G7C.O.^CD.

Theres gonna come a day gall, when y^D7ou'll be feeling blue You'll f^G7ind you can't pay your bills with a l^Cittle 'ole I.O.U. This dynamite you're messing with, ^D7may be T.N.T. so if you w^Fant your freedom, ^Cp.d.^A7q. Di^D7vorce me ^G7C.O.^CD. ^C7

No need to f^Fall, down on your k^Cnees Cause I know a^D7ll, my A.B.^G7C'S I a^Cint no college professor, aint ^D7got no P.H.D. so if you w^Fant your freedom, ^Cp.d.^A7q. Di^D7vorce me ^G7C.O.^CD.